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Monday, May 16

Beard Wars - Revenge of the Wookie

Mornin Folks...

In your sports report - The Bulls absolutely demolished the little boys from Cape Town (75-14 if im not mistaken...) And the sad part is that 10 of them are in the Bok Squad. Speaking of which, here is your new Springbok Team:

Forwards: Eddie Andrews (Western Province), Bakkies Botha (Blue Bulls), Gary Botha (Blue Bulls), Schalk Burger (Western Province), Jacques Cronjé (Blue Bulls), Os du Randt (Cheetahs), Victor Matfield (Blue Bulls), Lawrence Sephaka (Lions), Hanyani Shimange (Western Province), John Smit (Natal Sharks - captain), Gurthro Steenkamp (Blue Bulls), Solly Tyibilika (Natal Sharks), Danie Rossouw (Blue Bulls), Albert van den Berg (Natal Sharks), CJ van der Linde (Cheetahs), Joe van Niekerk (Western Province), AJ Venter (Natal Sharks), Pedrie Wannenburg (Blue Bulls).
Backs: De Wet Barry (Western Province), Tonderai Chavhanga (Western Province), Bolla Conradie (Western Province), Jean de Villiers (Western Province), Fourie du Preez (Blue Bulls), Jaque Fourie (Lions), Bryan Habana (Blue Bulls), Enrico Januarie (Lions), Marius Joubert (Western Province), Wayne Julies (Lions), Percy Montgomery (Sharks), Breyton Paulse (Western Province), Brent Russell (Natal Sharks), Jaco van der Westhuyzen (NEC, Japan), Ashwin Willemse (Lions).

And the Ol' Beard Growing Competition update:

We managed to get our hands on these amazing photos of a young beard observed in its natural habitat. The photo on the left shows our beard at the age of three weeks, while on the right we can see the unborn beard.

3 week old beard_________________________Unborn Beard

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And then I was going to keep this untill Friday, but I just couldnt wait. So use your imaginations...

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Have a crazy week.

Mr J


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