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Wednesday, May 11

Cows Baby...

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someoneelse's cows and shoot the owner.

A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION

A farmer has two cows.You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the internationalcommunity to supply more.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow andproduce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon imagescalled Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, andmilk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.Both are mad.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You pray to them for food.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest thenewsman who reported the numbers.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.The one on the left is kinda cute...

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