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Wednesday, July 13

The Legend of Bullshit Crap...Part one

Where do I start. The reply to this note is a real keeper. The Jammin, not wanting me to think he was sponging of my washing money, left this reply to a note the maid left him.

The letter is typed out Verbatim for your reading pleasure:

Jeanette (the maid) wrote, to Ben:

"Hi Ben the silver R5 Rand was on your music, I add it to Jerad washing money to do yours Thanks, Jeanette."

Ben wrote a note to me, on the same paper:

"Bullshit, I put R16 on top of your cash, she is full of crap."




Our Janet liked this about as much as a poke in the eye with a blunt stick. Will post her reply tomorrow. Its fantastic. No really. Its really great. Like finding R200 in your jeanpant at the end of the month when you are broke. On a friday. Ok maybe not that great. But still worth a mention.

Later.

Mr J

3 Comments:

Blogger Rox said...

Wow, is that blood splattered on the note?

8:08 PM

 
Blogger Slammin Jammin said...

that's mr, J's nail polish

9:31 AM

 
Blogger Rox said...

Ha! It will be blood after he reads that.

8:39 PM

 

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