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Tuesday, October 18

Why all the Arab suicides?

Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

Let's see now:

No beers, No Bars, no radio, no TV, No Playboy or penthouse, no teasers, no rygby, no football, no golf, no dancing no music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and braless beauties
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no crayfish, no shellfish or even fish fingers. No christmas
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door beacause he is sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave, Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.
Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe you backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they cut off your right hand and then you must eat with your shitty hand.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
The woman have to where baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die , you get 27 virgins and it all gets better...

So............ nope ........... No Mystery here


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