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Tuesday, November 15

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your assh*le is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends."


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