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Thursday, November 24

Random Fact Generator

Im sure you all saw the "Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator", followed by the "Mr T Random Fact Generator" which brought us such classics as:

Mr T once pitied a fool so hard he burst into flames and Mr T once smacked someone so hard he pitied 3 fools before he hit the ground.....,

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

And one more for good measure: 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence

Someone emailed me some more Vin Diesel Facts that actually made me laugh out loud:

Vin Diesel is so Hardcore that:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

And finally:

Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while f*cking another.


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