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Friday, December 9

Funny for money


The ultimate revenge.

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalkdragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to thedoorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When theMadam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. Hesaid, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have themoney to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, shetold him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of thegirls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "Iheard all the men talking about having to get shots after making lovewith Annie . THAT'S the girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headeddown the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl inthe place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said,"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are goingout to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cutelittle boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go tobed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver themilk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S theson-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

Have a fantastic weekend.



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