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Thursday, January 12

Chuck Norris responds to

The action star known for high-style facial hair, high-flyin' kicks, and high-caliber weaponry replied today to spoof site, which lists such "facts" as
  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  5. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.
Responding on his vanity site, Norris plugs his autobiography and shrugs off the prank domain. "I do know that boys will be boys," he says...


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