The Intergalactic Daily Message (D.M. - Die Emmers, get it, its frigging brilliant) Hosted by the Holiday House constituents in Cape Town. Spreading the good news to YOU, whilst creating the illusion that you never left home and we still love you.

Tuesday, July 18

Die Rip-hoff

Local Belfast David Hasselhoff Lookalike For Local Promotions Read text
below first. . .this is a real email sent to an agency!!!!!
This guy sent this as a serious email to a PR company in Belfast!!

Dear "Stakeholdergroup",

After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by people in
Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me because I look like
David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual talent for PR

I live in East Belfast, so its pretty easy for me to turn up to local

My telephone number is 07866 411 144.

I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in Marketing, so I
might be able to help you in other ways.

Please tell me your thoughts.

Many thanks,

Magnus Ramsay


Post a Comment

<< Home