Die Emmers

ATTENTION ALL DMers

2006-10-02T09:20:00.000+02:00

I am seriaas guys!!!! Until we are ready to smack the world with our new look and lifestyle, there will be no little pictures from Saturn of Earth, no little e-mail jokes, no nothing. You will have think of something else to use for you creative outlet. Try writing on the walls of your local public toilet, or send messages in the form of paper jets across the cubicle farm.

Rightey-O, have a a nice day then.

Die Astronomical Photo of the week

2006-09-27T15:37:00.000+02:00

Earth from Saturn
Credit: Cassini Imaging Team, SSI, JPL, ESA, NASA Explanation: What's that pale blue dot in this image taken from Saturn? Earth. The robotic Cassini spacecraft looked back toward its old home world earlier this month as it orbited Saturn. Using Saturn itself to block the bright Sun, Cassini imaged a faint dot on the right of the above photograph. That dot is expanded on the image inset, where a slight elongation in the direction of Earth's Moon is visible. Vast water oceans make Earth's reflection of sunlight somewhat blue.

2006-09-22T12:41:00.000+02:00

Feel free to rummage through the archives while we are gone. You will be missed, all of you. Lotso love and thanks for the support.

Die POTW 9

2006-09-21T13:44:00.000+02:00

This is happeneing as we speak. Some guy just drove into this pallet of reserved red wine. ha ha ha. Somebody is going to have to explain something to somebody.

Die 30 best Jerry Seinfeld quotes

2006-09-21T10:15:00.000+02:00

If I had my own way i could just watch Seinfeld all day. Well I am not going to post all 30, you can get the entire list here. These are just a couple of my favourites.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."

Die Sparkle

2006-09-20T09:03:00.000+02:00

Since it's open season to do Vintage add's of the week, i thought i'd throw this little puppy in the mix

That sentence has got a whole new meaning today.

Mr J's stand in "Vintage ad of the Week"

2006-09-19T14:03:00.000+02:00

I thought I'd fill in for the Pope and found this little beauty particularly fitting, mainly because of the fact that the Boon Eye (1) is roving in Thailand as we speak, but also due to the fact that I need to uphold my reputation as the guy who goes too far and throws in that cringe inducing "Did my internal dialouge just come out of my mouth" comment. (unless of course Damien is in the room, and there are large knives around)

Come now Dave, Be nice.

(1) If you dont yet know what the Boon Eye is, you are very, very lucky.

Die Call Out

2006-09-19T12:57:00.000+02:00

Since The Pope and Boon are deflowering virgins like a hot berg wind blowing over a pear orchard, it has become increasing difficult to make contact with the globe trotting DMers.

Guys, there is very important message waiting for you in your inboxes. It goes a little something like this:

Die Movie Tuesday 8

2006-09-19T09:25:00.000+02:00

I love Tuesday Movies, This one is a nice and pointless clip about something incredible. Here we have the Reno Hot Air Ballon race, speeded up.

And then we have this one that you should not watch with a empty pie-hole, mmmmmm

Sandwich box

Die Post-it

2006-09-18T11:05:00.000+02:00

For those little things that you tend to forgetThanks ms d

Die Vintage ad of the week.

2006-09-13T23:51:00.000+02:00

SAFE.

There will be no vintage ads for 2 weeks as Boon, Stevo, Vandal and I will be doing a bit o holidaying in Thailand, not to crap.

2006-09-13T16:37:00.000+02:00

Just considering the chances of the JEAN PANT SHORT ( it doesn't even feel right saying it) making a come back makes me want to jump off a cliff. Seriously no one needs this in their lives, whether you are the audience or the confused individual wondering if you could pull it off....trust me the odds are you can't. Please support us on the SAY "HELL NO" TO JEAN PANT SHORTS campaign...

Die Movie Tuesday 7

2006-09-12T14:42:00.000+02:00

Here's a little something that will stick like a dingleberry: Mahnamahna

and something that will go down like a mojito at the Radisson..

Animation "minuscule"
Uploaded by merwandonut

die african way

2006-09-12T13:17:00.000+02:00

Die movie you've been waiting for

2006-09-08T17:57:00.000+02:00

James Bond 007 Casino royale
Uploaded by chilavert

Die Eye Of the Tiger

2006-09-07T15:15:00.000+02:00

In 1982, Sylvester Stallone donated a 2,4m bronze statue of himself to stand at the top of those infamous steps that he ran up the 1976 movie, Rocky. na na naaaa, na na naaaa, you know the steps I'm talking about.
Well, it only stood there for a couple of months, after which the Philadelphia museum of art rejected it due to it being "cheesy".
Well, tomorrow they are putting it back up and your fearless reporter will be there to mark this special occation in history. Sly, who is probally hoping for a big comeback with his movie Rocky Balboa (out in December),will be there too.
because:

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger....

Die POTW 9

2006-09-06T22:30:00.000+02:00

I was'nt going say something about Steve Irwin, cause personally I thought he had it coming.

But this is fucking hilarious
Also check this:

Die Nation's Capital

2006-09-05T22:15:00.000+02:00

It's been long weekend here so i decided that is time that the frippit is updated.

The best damn JERK chicken in the world

2006-09-05T16:14:00.000+02:00

The place can only be the Nottinghill Carnival...Think about it a couple Dieemmers people, cold beer or rum punch,lekka Carribean tunes, a couple of floats and JERK chicken...you haven't lived.

Die Vintage Ad of the Week.

2006-09-04T15:06:00.000+02:00

I presume that there's allot of Thorazine abuse in SA particularly in the Police force, Parliament and other government run agencies.

"Thorazine has been called a "chemical lobotomy" because of the similar effects it creates. Briefly, a lobotomy destroys partially or completely all functioning of the frontal lobes. The frontal lobes are unique to human beings and are the seat of the higher functions such as love, concern for others, empathy, self-insight, creativity, initiative, autonomy, rationality, abstract reasoning, judgment, future planning, foresight, will-power, determination and concentration. Without the frontal lobes it is impossible to be "human" in the fullest sense of the word; they are required for a civilized, effective, mature life. "

I just spent 2 hours at the City of Cape Town Municipality and I'm pretty sure that the folks working there are on Thorazine.

Die Spawn of The DM

2006-09-01T19:40:00.000+02:00

Wow guys, our very first DMer mini-me, or as I like to call him DMini. Now DMini is the first in the line of 9 offspring that are too become the extended Macdonald family of which our very own KMac is the leader. Here are the exculsive pics ( I hope I am allowed to post these Kerry, if not, just let me know):

Die Music for getting out of bed on a sunday

2006-08-31T17:23:00.000+02:00

Its time to beef up that music collection with something classy, something jazzy, something cool, something you can play in the background whilst going through you recipe books for a good duck recipe, something fun, something Norwegian. WHAT??
It's rediculous how many Scandinavian artists have made it to my music collection and I am not talking ABBA. It must be the cold up there.
Anyhoozy the copy and paste section for this must have album:
"An extremely young Norwegian-born singer-songwriter-guitarist-bandleader, Lerche has already exhibited a remarkably strong flair for sophisticated pop composition and a talent for witty lyrics. But by moving his previous preference for judiciously applied jazz inflections into the forefront, making the condiment into the main course, so to speak, he risks stepping into some awfully big shoes. His pleasantly reedy tenor voice sometimes surprises with distant, disembodied echoes of Mel Tormé or even a Chet Baker-esque croon around the edges and his aplomb as an instrumentalist remains notable."
Get that album and check his official site here

Is this possible?

2006-08-31T11:25:00.000+02:00

Die Ulitimate dedication

2006-08-30T23:18:00.000+02:00

This is so cool, i wish I thought of it. This girl takes a picture of herself everyfay for 3 years and then strings it all together. We are talking 1095 frames here, the result is incredible. Its also super freaky, in the sense that time flies like a mofo. Where were you on the 31st of August 2003? How far have you come? anyhoozy check it.

PS:i found this on Cuban brother blog

Die POTW 8

2006-08-30T19:16:00.000+02:00

Damn, this country is weird. Have you ever heard of a "flat daddy"? Sounds like something you can eat, doesn't it? It's actually a cardboard cut-out that families keep around while the fathers are away at war. I'm not joking. He sits at the dinner table, goes to watch soccer games or just sits in his favourite chair.

“It’s great for the boys. They see him on a daily basis,” she said. “It makes me feel like he’s still around. He comes with us wherever.”

He has a few smudges, but no dings or dents from being placed in front seats, toy rafts and swings.

“I try to be somewhat careful with him,” Rachel said. “I kind of carry him by the neck sometimes.”

Ryan, 5, runs toy cars by his dad’s uniformed upper torso cutout. He reads books to him. He plays kitchen and makes him food.

“I say, ‘I love you, Daddy,’” Ryan said.

AGHHHHHH, thats the craziest f*cking thing I've ever heard. Thats why I am awarding the POTW to this entire family. Check it out here

Die Vintage ad of the week.

2006-08-30T09:00:00.000+02:00

Maybe they were on to something?

I must admit that it feels like ever since I stopped smoking the other side of my bed has not been as frequently warmed as it used to.

Die Sketch Artist

2006-08-29T15:48:00.000+02:00

How well do you know what you like. Lets asuume that you robbed a bank and you had to give the police a desciption of yourself. Could you do it? I tried it with this cool site and let me tell you its hard,I did'nt even get close. Now take this picture, more receding hairline, broken nose, then we might be close.

Die Movie Tuesday 6

2006-08-29T14:51:00.000+02:00

Check this hilarious intro to the Emmy's with Conan o' Brian. He is one hellava strange looking fella. He cruzes through everything from Lost to House (which should have won). check it.

Then the second clip is a brilliant Adidas ad:

Die Response

2006-08-28T08:24:00.000+02:00

The waiter took a bottle of Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, and decided to send a reply note.The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return a note to this to the woman.

It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage and there is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

Die Worst album cover ever

2006-08-25T12:57:00.000+02:00

This cannot be real, can it? I am really wondering what the music will be like.

Anyhoozy, my next post will be from Phillidelphia (where I will be residing for the next 3 weeks), because if I leave DMers in the hands of my lazy ass fellow contributors, you will be looking at this blowjob with hand puppets everyday for 21 days and who knows, you might start thinking: "Wait a second!! Maybe that Richard and Willy is on to something, maybe thats what my relationship/ marriage/ booty call has been missing. I need to get me some puppet action!!"

Die Movie Tuesday 5

2006-08-22T13:36:00.000+02:00

First up a kak funny ad. Just watch it, the guy reminds me of me a little bit. Which is kinda sad.

Then second up the moment you trulely have not been waiting for. I actually want to slap a PWOT on here, but he is really not worth it. I will not be concerned if yout watch the whole thing, I didn't. It's a sad sad sad day... Kevin Federline's first live performance. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Die Apology

2006-08-21T17:27:00.001+02:00

You might notice something amiss with your faithfull DMers (our links are screwed up, our commenting is up the pole, our borders need new orders) Well that is what happens when people who work with fruit all day start to feel a little too confident when they screw around in the code.

Well we are not going to fix it. Yet. Pls bare with us while our top enigineers work day and night on something rather pretty. No, this is not one of those empty promises, this is real. Here is a sample to wet your apetite.....

Special hey, pls give your opinion in the crappy comment section, we need feedback

Die Spring is a knocking

2006-08-21T10:42:00.000+02:00

The frippit is getting all outdoorsy and shit. Check out this weekend's flower photo's.

Die Timeless Age of Cool

2006-08-18T12:35:00.000+02:00

The time: 1992. The cool thing to do: Reciting the following at the drop of hat:

All right stop,
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Now this is where the wannabe's memory run short. This is just enough for minimal street cred. The true prophet of cool is just warming up.....

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

And right about here you go for the kill, if someone in the circle has not started to human beatbox, then you might as well stop, cause you are going to need it to pull to the end.....

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. by heart:

Solid gold I tell you, I'm getting tears in my eyes. I know its a bit late, but if I am at a party and someone can still recite this off be heart.... I don't know what to say.... Repect, brother man, respect. I might even start breakdancing.

Die POTW 7

2006-08-17T10:42:00.000+02:00

This Week's Pussy goes to more that one person, 5 guys infact, a whole pussy possy, or a Pentapussy if you will (now there is brilliant new word for you, you have my permission to use it willy nilly).
These guys get the POTW for going against everything men stand for. They bare a humiliation to our specie that we might not recover from:

Die Compulsory Tagging

2006-08-16T14:13:00.000+02:00

Reej from PC stuff has asked us to make a list of 5 things that we want to and must achieve by this time next year. Thats a friggin big call dude, since there is one of you and 13 of us.

But here goes:

1- We want a brand new spanking look (the pope has been working on it for years)
2- We want to win a blog award (anything will do)
3- We want to break 500 unique hits a day
4- We want all our booze sponsored (by Diemersdal and Diemersfontein)
5- We want to all be in the same room at least once (believe it or not it has never happened)

I'm gunning for 3 out of 5

Die Mr. Picasso head

2006-08-16T12:55:00.000+02:00

My my, what a beautifull picture. WAIT!! whats that signature? Does it say Jammin? I believe it does.
How is this possible ?
Quite easy, there is a site called "Mr. Picassohead" that lets you create your own Picasso. Create your own masterpiece now.

Die BA

2006-08-15T15:19:00.000+02:00

Thanks nev (thats my last e-mail post of the day)

Die Updated Dictionary

2006-08-15T11:34:00.000+02:00

As the world changes there is always a need for new words to properly explain yourself, here are some goodies:

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

OHNO SECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".

BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.

ASSMOSIS
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's
heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies
to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

SITCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into
when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with
the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
to work again.

GOING FOR A McSH*T
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, 'cause
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known
as a McSh*t with Lies.

BEER COAT
The invisible, but warm coat, worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3am.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you
got there, and where you've come from.

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pot, and whisks away all the unattractive people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake
up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Poter in
your bed instead.

PICASSO BUM
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
got four buttocks.

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.

Die Movie Tuesday 4

2006-08-15T11:01:00.000+02:00

Are you ready for the car of the future, no mechanics, one cable, no petrol, no pedals, changeable body, its like driving your playstation - the GM Highwire

And then a compilation of some funny ass ads

Happy Movie tuesday

Die Suprise

2006-08-15T09:24:00.000+02:00

I was lucky enough to be wisked away to a mystery weekend. To find out where and see some pictures - go to the frippit.

Die Thinking about Thinking

2006-08-11T10:46:00.000+02:00

Have you ever thought about thinking? Not in a philosophical sense of do we think or do we just think we think…! But thinking about how we think and what influences the way we make descisions in our lives. If this sounds like something you may have pondered or are now starting to ponder I recommend you read Blink, The power of thinking without thinking by Malcolm Gladwell. It’s a bit heavy and may need to interspersed with some light reading but definitely worth while.

This is however not a book review blog. What I want to share with you is the power of implicit thought. This shit will shatter any preconceived ideas about how liberal you thought you were! It makes fools of all those politely correct types who are of the opinion that they believe all people are equal except those that aren’t as politely correct as them.

Trust me, never again will you say, "Of course I’m not a racist! Some of my best friends are Afrikaans!"

So if you want to shed light on your inner prejudices, all you need do is give up ten minutes of your time.

I, in case you were wondering, have strong aversions to anyone who’s not a white South African male between the age of 26 and 27…but then its not because I’m a racist, bigot and sexist but because I’m narcissistic…there’s a difference…I think.

Die Star that will not die

2006-08-11T08:15:00.000+02:00

It's amazing what you can bang your big toe against if you wake up early enough. Steve Hofmeyer has a blog!! Now if you do not know who he is, then you are indeed a lucky person. He is the South African version of....mmmmmmm.... this is hard.....Take Kenny Rodgers, mix it up with George Micheal, sprinkle on some Hoff, add a dash of ceddar, now stir in some Bon Jovi (without the hair) and finish it off with Vanilla Ice. Yes, an embarrasment to a entire country.

His blog is called Steve se Spoeg Blok (Steve's Spitting Block). Why?Why is he holding his head up? Is he tired of spitting on his block? Or is he just tired of partying so hard, look at the effort to raise his head and crack us a smile. Thanks Steve. Go give one of our biggest stars your support.

Die Cunning Linguist

2006-08-10T11:59:00.000+02:00

There seems to be a bit of confusion.

I'd normally let it slide, but you are this weeks pussy after all, and couple that with the fact that you are a fruit hawker, and you have grounds for a solid case. (Plus I owe you some more abuse for the Cheese Festival Post)

A pair of shoes A pair of Siberian Tigers

A Pear shaped ass

A Pear

A pair of Pears, one with a pear shaped ass.

Just so you know.

For next time.

Die POTW 6

2006-08-10T10:13:00.000+02:00

This weeks pussy is a bit of a shocker really.

What did you do on your day off Mr J? "Oh, bit of lunch in Hout Bay with the lovely Kara, Sundowners at Summerville, dropped by the Pope's place for some self medication, bit of Sushi for dinner, you know, the standard day off stuff.

What did you do on your day off Pope ? "Nursed my hangover, had a bit of a drive out to Noordhoek with Fran to drink beer with the Hippies, some self medication, watched a movie. It was awesome."

What did you do on your day off Jammin ?

"I went to look at Fabric Samples. They were soft."

This weeks Pussy, back in the day when he still had street cred.

Die Chalk Perspective

2006-08-10T10:09:00.000+02:00

If the Ausies were to invade.

Is it only me or is Robbin getting a bit scrawny?

Bob Geldof would be proud.

The world without perspective.

Die Instant Religious Conversion

2006-08-08T14:08:00.000+02:00

In our day of disposable nappies and braais. It seems no one has the time or inclination to undertake anything as gruelling as a religious pilgrimage. But if you, as I do, yearn to experience some heavenly miracle without having to so much as stand up? Then look no further!

All it requires is for you to quieten your heart, free your mind… stare at the 4 dots in the picture for 30 seconds and then look at a wall near by or, for your convenience, any flat surface free of distraction.

Stare at the wall and wait for a light to appear…

WARNING: Muslims and Jews may require religious counselling after viewing this!

Die Movie Tuesday 4

2006-08-08T08:31:00.000+02:00

Hey, hey, it's Tuesday. And keep with the fact that its Women's day tommorow, here is the world's best card trick, ever.

Then, if you feel that you did not take enough drugs last weekend, here is a natural hallucinogen

It freaked the crap out of me.

Die Last of the young ones

2006-08-07T14:09:00.000+02:00

The Steffie's 21st pics are up, just enjoy it

Die most precious gift...

2006-08-04T12:59:00.000+02:00

Happy Happy news people !

It is my distinct pleasure to be the one to break it to you.... Our favourite married couple, Damon and K-Mac, are pregnant with young Ouboet Macdonald (its along story, but lets suffice it to say that Obud was the name of the Island in Bali where the Mac D's spent the first night of "Operation Baby-Mac", and "Carpark Macdonald" just didnt sound right. (I hear you Ess, have some bloody respect.)

Positively Glowing...

Massive Die Emmers Congratulations and much love to both of you, We actually cant wait.

This just in: With the relentless progression of technolgy, it is now possible for scientists to accurately predict what a specific couples offspring will look like. So without futher adue, I present to you, Ouboet Macdonald, age 1.

I know Ess I know. I just couldnt resist.

Die sunday Bloddy sunday

2006-08-04T12:31:00.000+02:00

I though i was finished posting for the day until I stumbled upon the fantastic gem, "New respect georgie", thats all i can say

Die Robertson Weekend

2006-08-04T12:07:00.000+02:00

Some exclusive shots over at the Frippit

Die way some people see things ! ?

2006-08-04T09:28:00.000+02:00

Die Wingman

2006-08-03T14:29:00.000+02:00

OK, so you think you are a good buddy. You will take one for the team any day (cause you know one day your friends will take one for you). You have got your buddy's back as much as they have yours.
But when I saw this picture I immediately thought of the old Man Code, particularly no.11

11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

Now that you know the law, would you abide by it?

Die P O T W 5

2006-08-03T11:43:00.000+02:00

I have no pussy for this week, except this wet one.

But if you feel done wrong and that you really deserve a Pussy, like clockwork, every week, on the double, then I am not one to disapoint. Just read this old article from the Daily Sun about a year ago.It was submitted by our number one fan- DianeClick on the article for a larger view and a larger amasement.

Die chicken crossed the road...

2006-08-02T17:52:00.000+02:00

“A dwarf, a nun and a pirate walk into a…”

Die real DJ

2006-08-01T12:27:00.000+02:00

Having read the 2OV opinion of the Paris Hilton song I couldn’t help but ponder the irony that the "intelligent people’s choice" radio was advocating the spread of this puerile song! Unless of course Seth and little boy have the inside track and that this is set to be MENSA’s new them tune…

Failing that though here is a little something for those of you that hate annoying songs that stick in your head. Follow the link and skip to 30 min into the show (it’s streaming radio) by pushing the 15 min button twice. (For those of you who are not mensa memebers)

And if you are small, annoying and already, by some miracle or lack of judgement, have a radio show I suggest you listen to the whole show…twice.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio1_aod.shtml?radio1/r1moyles

Die Movie Tuesday 3

2006-08-01T09:01:00.000+02:00

Welcome to another fun installment of the MT. First up I will take you on a behind the scene's tour of the new Sony Bravia ad. The first one was the one with all those bouncing balls, now it seems that they have moved on to exploding paint. Whole buildings of exploding paint.Go check the entire installment at Haha.nu (my new favourite site). There is even a Bravia rip-off little vid with fruit, Hillarious, especially if you are in the fruit biz.

And then just a little something something

Die revolutionary tuesday movies

2006-07-31T17:58:00.000+02:00

Hey guys
I don't want to be the one telling the folks in Cape Town what is new and hot...
but this just seemed to fallen into my lap. Seems like a great solution offer for those cold Cape Town evenings...... Ess i know you will LOVE IT!
There are too many benefits to even list.....
Go check out www.pushplay.co.za

Die Mr. J learning curve

2006-07-31T11:26:00.000+02:00

Any drinker with any experience under his belt knows the first rule of passsing out:

1.)Do not fall asleep within visual range or physical reach of your fellow drinkers.

Inability to adhere to this rule leaves his fellow drinkers with no choice:

Kudo's to whoever put the cork in his ear, that was a classy touch

die SysAdminDay

2006-07-28T15:38:00.000+02:00

For the ones who let your mail through...

Die Birthday Smurfday

2006-07-28T11:12:00.000+02:00

We have another Birthday Emmer on our hands today. Now its no secret that this one is my favourite DMer's (bar family, but lets not go there). She is a bit of a mystery in her own right; by day she is a mild mannered, sweet young glamour girl of the city, but then when you least expect it, without warning -the moon shifts into the right position -the winds do a U-turn -the birds quiver in their nests, why? Because they all know its time for her alter ego. The dancing queen of destruction, the malicoiusly beautifull, the lady that will party you to you knees ( see attached photo montage), the breathtaking, ESMARELDA

She recently returned from a whirl wind tour around the world and is now happily back in our beloved Cape Town and I believe that Cape Town is the lucky one.
May your day be riddled with nothing but wonder.
Happy happy happy Birthday

PS: Pete the Sheet ( above) has recovered and is living a happy life since he was danced to the ground.

Die POTW 4

2006-07-27T11:11:00.000+02:00

I know everyone looks forward this new weekly instalment as much as I do. But this week your Pussy Of the week comes in the form of a riddle.

Which one of these is a real boy?

This mystery Pussy is also fiercely disliked by this person, this person and this person.

This mystery Pussy's boyfriend likes to promote him:

"There is nothing like switching over from the 5FM morning TWIT to the smoooooooth voice of KFM's Nic Marais (94,5fm - All the hits and memories). Try it, you won't suffer from road rage and you'll arrive at work in a particularly good mood."
or
"As Nic Marais spun another timeless classic on KFM, we gazed at her walking over the road."

That last little bit kinda ruined it, but can you geuss POTW 4 .

Die things you need

2006-07-26T10:41:00.000+02:00

Is too much cash weighing you down? Do you sometimes feel that your life could stand with a lot more pizazz?
Well, do I have the answer for you- just check out these cool ass things that you never knew you absolutely cannot live without:

The Beer Machine, make your own beer, enough said.
The Corn on the Cob popcorn. You put the cob (mielie) in the microwave and it pops right off. Bugger the mess, this is so cool.
Cool shooters, shot glasses made from ice, now we are talking.
The Candy Bra, "the perfect accessory to our candy g-string, the bra fits all sizes. It's made of around 330 fruit-flavoured candy pieces, and at just 60 calories,"
The Remote control super cruizer, fun little RC for the water while you are waiting for summer to come.
And then lastly something for the ladies: Spa lights. The spa lights give a soft golden glow to the bathroom without the worry that you may set fire to your loofah, that you have when using candles.

Pls note that I did not mention the instant braai, its just too a controvertial point at this time.

Die Movie Tuesday 2

2006-07-25T10:26:00.000+02:00

Back at School boarding house every Tuesday night was movie night. Due to the fact that I was the entertainment counsilor, it was my duty to pick the movie for the odd 150 guys. Needless to say there was always some punks that where never satisfied. Well bugger them.
Now I am making Tuesday at DMers the official movie clip day, something to look forward too (much like myself, Boon at the Pope back in the day), Only difference is you cannot kick some 12 year old guy of your seat anymore.

First up: the incredible bottled music- wow!:

then I would like to follow that up with the super kungfoo add of Mountain Dew.

Die Bragging Blog

2006-07-24T17:16:00.000+02:00

This was supposed to start with me rubbing our fine weather in your faces and then progressing to mention in passing that I had finally acquired my 8 Meg broadband connection and would writing this to you faster than Zola Bud on coke.

But instead I’m here to bitch about the clear lack of logical thought that Orange (my service provider) seems intent on following while setting up a broadband account.

You need a BT landline before they’ll accept you as a customer. (Not that hard to grasp but still I asked what if I didn’t have a landline? The worst that’d happen is I’d not use the fucking internet and surely they’d be profiting!)

So you phone BT and they say they’ll get around to it in 10 working days.

Phone orange, still can’t get BB, despite them being able to see my line is awaiting activation! See argument 1 above!

Phone line is ready, Orange will now apply for a connection which may take…wait for it…10 working days. Very well so I kindly ask that they might send me my wireless router in the meantime.
No, came the reply not until the line has been commissioned! Why I asked (more as a rhetorical question than anything else)? Because I can’t use my line anyway until its commissioned. O’ so then you’ll send it to me express delivery over night as soon as it is…..

No! And some of the brighter lot among you may have already guessed this but it’ll take 10 working days for that delivery! 10 working days!!

For a delivery! Seriously what in this day and age still takes 10 days to arrive (Well in England people, I realise back home if it arrives at all it’s a blessing!)

Anyway the camping weekend well…

nuff said! (Although in fairness I am just being a grumpy old man here as the weather did in fact clear about half an hour after the braai was done and stayed sunny for the rest of the weekend! And I got to ride a bumper car!)

Then caught red eye back to London this morning….

Came home to find the lock had broken on our front door lugged bags and all through the window! And presently waiting for a locksmith to arrive…no doubt it should take approximately 10 working days.

Mondays! Thank fuck there’s only one a week!

Die Family Guy

2006-07-24T12:49:00.000+02:00

I watched the Family Guy's Stewie Griffin The Untold Story again while nursing my hangover yesterday. All I can say is that I wish they showed us more of this kinda stuff on South African TV. Absolutely brilliant!

Die head scratch

2006-07-24T12:32:00.000+02:00

If you feelling that your immediate surroundings are getting a bit too easy to comprehend, then this is your lucky day. Time to strech that imagination, all the way to the 10th dimention . Flash demonstration about the book called "Imagining the Tenth Dimention" with the same title by Rob Bryanton.
Carefull, your head might explode. (via)

Die POTW 3

2006-07-21T12:41:00.000+02:00

A late Pussy of the week is by no means one to be ignored. This week's Pussy is massive. She came uninvited, ruined almost all our weekend plans and forced us to drink way more than we initially planned. She is down right bee-aitch and the wost part is everybody warned me she is comming, but I was hopefull that they where wrong. She is the weekend cold front...

No walks up the mountain, no little wine tours, no braais.... I hate you week 30 cold front.

Die Happy Birthday!

2006-07-21T11:34:00.000+02:00

Rosy posy pudding and pie

My adorable sister, poked me in the eye

Pulled my hair and punched my arm

You’d swear we had grown up on a farm!

Through years of turmoil and war like pain

Being beaten by girl was driving me insane

But now we’ve grown…some even quite old

And we laugh when these stories are told

From infamous foe to partner in crime

Growing up with you was a most interesting time

I miss you now that you living out on a rock

And wish I could be there to ensure your birthday um…rock(s)

So now that my rhyming has come to an end

I wish you happy birthday darling sister from all of your friends.

Die Phone that doesn't work if you're drunk

2006-07-21T09:15:00.000+02:00

LG Electronics' LP4100 mobile phone, which is already on sale in South Korea, stops its owners making embarrassing calls by blocking selected numbers if they are over the limit.

The phone, which is to go on sale in Britain soon, is fitted with a breathalyser. The user blows into a small hole on the side of the phone, and if her or she has exceeded the drink driving limit, the phone gives a warning and displays an animation of a car swerving and crashing into traffic cones. The user can also block pre-select numbers from the address book if the breathalyser is positive: popular choices to be blocked include ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, and bosses.

More than 200,000 of the phones have already been sold in South Korea. The LP4100 is fitted with other features, such as a camera and an organic light-emitting diode (OLED) screen, as well as the breathalyser.

Die Rip-hoff

2006-07-18T17:39:00.000+02:00

Local Belfast David Hasselhoff Lookalike For Local Promotions Read text
below first. . .this is a real email sent to an agency!!!!!
This guy sent this as a serious email to a PR company in Belfast!!

Dear "Stakeholdergroup",

After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by people in
Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me because I look like
David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual talent for PR
events.

I live in East Belfast, so its pretty easy for me to turn up to local
events.

My telephone number is 07866 411 144.

I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in Marketing, so I
might be able to help you in other ways.

Please tell me your thoughts.

Many thanks,

Magnus Ramsay

Die Tuesday Movie

2006-07-18T13:40:00.000+02:00

Since its Movie Tuesday, I will treat you to another beaut...

Die le'monkey

2006-07-18T10:40:00.000+02:00

Check this nice piece of French animation. Then if you can understand the following:
"Film réalisé comme court métrage d’ouverture pour le Festival International du Film d’Animation (FIFA) d’Annecy 2006." Something about a award at Fifa...... international festival, something, just check it, its pretty cool.

Die Spidey Chest

2006-07-17T10:46:00.000+02:00

This is the new teaser poster for Spidey 3. Looks like he is wearing a reinforced metal grid around his costume this time. Might just be for effect though.
Now here is what you really should be looking for -Note the dark side creeping in on the left (blueish grey), thats the Evil Spidey taking over. You can also see the evil in the curved spider claws in the logo at the top left. Now its important to remember that true evil always goes for your logo first and then your costume and then when it's finshed with your overall "look" then it goes for things of secondary importance (like your soul). Its important for villany to look stylish.

by the by: is this still the suit that Peter parker supposedly made himself with his Grandmother's sowing machine? This boy has talents! Or does the Spidey sense make you slightly gay too?

Die Friday barrel scraping

2006-07-13T17:27:00.000+02:00

I know we said we would try not to post email jokes... But what the hay, its Friday and I think people are happy to swallow whatever we can muster.

Die Team Superman

2006-07-13T11:46:00.000+02:00

There is a grown man flying around with his underpants worn over his baby blue cat suit with some red leather boots to finish off his ensamble. You guessed it, its the mack daddy superhero - Superman. What always amased me was how nobody actually questioned his weirdness. A guy in pajamas fighting crime. The guy is such a strong concept that Hollywood can actually get away with throwing anything our way and we can bend our imaginations to the point where we believe that this way is the only plausible way.

Lets follow the Superman through time..

Here we have 50s Superman, he looks like your grandaddy on shore leave. Just look at the size of those undies, but he seems very pleased with himself indeed.

Here we have Christopher Reeve as the late 70s Superman. Actually brilliant casting. He's got the build, the look, just a pity that technology has not advanced enough to give him a cooler logo.

Then we had that crappy TV show called Louis and Clark. A romantic comedy about the strain on the relationship of having a supehero boyfriend. Please shoot me now. Women are never pleased, even when they are shagging the best the universe have to offer.

I do not know who this guy is, but he creeps me out.

Now we have this Calvin Klein model. Poor guy has to walk around in lumber jack shirts for the entire series. Mabey they will give him the suit on the final show. I don't know, i actually have not watched more than 20 minutes of Smallville. Realistically, how many weirdo's does this town have?

And that brings us to the lastest, Brandon Routh. Is it just me or is he a little bit skinny. That and he looks younger than the Smallville guy (who is still supposed to be in school). But I think he filled his red skinny's quite nicely in the end. Just look at that stare, now thats acting. One qeustion though, where does he keep his wallet?

Die Itchy Keyboard Finger

2006-07-12T14:51:00.000+02:00

OK, so its winter, its cold, its miserable. All you want is some comfort, hugs, fireplaces, scarves and comfort food - meaning warm soups, stews, some oranges for health ect. Its that kind of season, so now have you ever wondered why Woolworths is promoting so much Ginger beer...
There is nothing wrong with ginger beer, but its more of a summer thing, nice cool refreshing yadda yadda. But they are building massive displays in stores around the country push the Ginger beer as hard as possible. At R26.95, real beer is cheaper.Why could this possible be?

I will tell you. Its the simple case of a itchy keyboard finger ( and this is true, i heard it from a reliable source this afternoon). Some bloke at Woolworths head office had to place a order for something like 100 000 sixpacks. Well due to a little typo he accidently ordered 1000 000, exactly one "0" too many. Now they are stuck with 10 times to many bottles of ginger beer on the wall and they expect the consumer just to buy it up. "we will build little towers and people will feel compelled to add it too their trolleys" .. I don't think so.

Die Headbutt Animation Festival

2006-07-12T11:35:00.000+02:00

Its getting old fast, so i am just slipping this in (cause its actually friggin good).

Click here and then click play

Die Life Changing Experience

2006-07-12T09:43:00.000+02:00

Today may very well be the most significant day of my life...

Ive just finished designing an egg packing machine, and 2 pallets of egss arrived this morning for testing. So Im sitting in my office thinking how great it would be if there was a way I could make myself an egg breakfast. So I dumped 2 eggs in a coffee cup and zapped in the micowave them to see what would happen.

YOU CAN MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS IN A MICROWAVE.

I couldnt believe it. Perfect fluffy scrambled eggs in 45 seconds flat. My toast wasnt even halfway done. (Granted it looks a bit funny until youve mashed it around, but still, not pots to clean, and you can have it at work.)

Microwave Eggs on Rhye:

Great for Kara, great for Ess, Great for the world.

If you knew this already then:

1. Please keep it to yourself, I dont need anyone spoiling my moment. This is right up there with the time I discovered you could use a ring pull from the old coke can instead of a coin in a pool table.

2. Why the f*ck did no one tell me this years ago?

Die Clever advertising

2006-07-11T16:56:00.000+02:00

Die Adidas Golden Ball Award

2006-07-11T13:11:00.000+02:00

Following careful, slow-motion replays of the "incident" Judges where unanimous in their decision to award the Adidas Golden Ball Award to Zinedine Zidane , much to the surprise of the general football public. Below is a screenshot from the reviewed footage which swayed their verdict in Mr Zidane’s favour!

To be honest, I don’t blame them, I would also have been fearing for my life.

Die worst rental company in the world

2006-07-10T15:39:00.000+02:00

This ones specially for you Ess.

Die Mortal Kombat

2006-07-10T15:12:00.000+02:00

FINISH HIM

Die French Mountain Goat

2006-07-10T11:08:00.000+02:00

Just in case you where allready sleeping

" You call me a Moffie, hey"

Die PC versions of abusing the P.O.T.W

2006-07-10T09:32:00.000+02:00

womanipulation and Muffin buffin

Here is the full list

Die P O T W 2

2006-07-10T09:26:00.000+02:00

Yes, its only Monday and I am already throwing out a Pussy of the week. What happened was I released the information that the POTW is open to all contributors, so if you want to get it in you need to get up early (last thing we need is for Mr. J bad mouthing Zindane for the best damn chest-butt ever)
So here it is; the pussy of the week goes to whoever designed and signed off this piece of crap World Cup 2010 logo shit:
I don't how this came to be, but I know somewhere there was a room full of people going :"Whoo hoo, best logo ever (punch into the air). Can you feel it?!! Can you feel it?!!can you?"
My friggin maid can do better, look at that font- this is not a educational newspaper supplement. And that bushman (or whatever he is) was he hit by a truck? Is that his shin protruding through his knee, poor guy. And why, oh why did they have to chuck in the shape of Africa, I know, we could see it comming a mile away, its almost a given, but its right there in the name South AFRICA 2010, I think that folks can figure it out.
Blah, and now its going to be everywhere, all the time, in you face like a disease for the next 4 years. Nice, thank you guys, i am really looking forward to the future.

Die New Rules

2006-07-07T13:16:00.000+02:00

I had no ideas what the old ones where, but if you do not want to look like a idiot on Sunday read on:
New rules for World Cup final

Berlin - The World Cup final between Italy and France in Berlin's Olympic stadium on Sunday will follow a different format than four years as in Japan and South Korea with the removal of the golden goal rule.

The match will last a regulation 90 minutes, comprising two periods of 45 minutes, with an interval of 15 minutes in between.

If the sides are still level after 90 minutes, two 15-minute periods of extra time will then be played and if the teams still can't be separated the match will go to a penalty shoot-out.

Under the rules for penalty shoot-outs, five players from each team will take a spot kick alternately, the winner being the team that scores more.

If the sides are still level after five kicks, then the shoot-out goes into sudden death until a penalty is unmatched by the other team.

Die

2006-07-07T09:18:00.000+02:00

A little bit of Friday relief, cause DAMN, this week was a doozie. It was slapping me sideways, like I owed him money or something. "where's my money labowki (slap slap)?"

First up- a beauty - How Scarface got his groove back -

Second up - a shocker - the Paris hilton music video-

Damn I hate this bitch, deep down i always hoped that she would lose a leg someday, or that she gets really fat, or goes bankrupt and becomes a bergie

Why is she singing anyway? Has she got a fashion label yet? Personally I cannot wait for my Paris Hilton power drill. Overexposure!
I think I need some quality country living time just to get away from crap like this.

Die P O T W

2006-07-06T13:52:00.000+02:00

It seems that the trend out there is to showcase female body parts (or the whole thing) at least once weekly

Well down here at DMer HQ we are not ones for being behind the times, so without further ado I bring you the very first:
Pussy of the weekIf anyone want's to contribute their personall pictures to this soon to be weekly section, feel free to go ahead.

Die Familiar Feeling?

2006-07-06T09:40:00.000+02:00

Die Competition

2006-07-05T09:16:00.000+02:00

Everyone knows SATopsite . (they log the most popular South African websites). Well, there we where just chilling very happily under the category of Health and Beauty (because we are all beautifull and strive to be healthy (actually that samoesa for breakfast did not help)). We where ruling the H&B, cleaning up all competition. Anyhoozy jacuzzi, we've been bumped. We are now with all the other riff raff in the general boring "blogs" section. Is DMers a blog? I always thought more of it as a lifestyle. You know - "unDMerfriggingcredible" or "DMaculate".

Oh well, seems we are only 8th this time round. Kinda sucks. But 8 out of 88 is not that kak. top 9%. cream of the crop. Thanks for the support. And that is all i really wanted to say...

Die last minute cash-in

2006-07-05T09:05:00.000+02:00

Its fun, its cute, it's catchy, you will be snapping your fingers with your one hand while reaching for a gun to plug yourself with the other. And its brand spanking new .

What am I talking about...... I cannot bring myself to say it out loud.....Just click here

Die Island test

2006-07-04T10:27:00.000+02:00

"I've discovered a handy test for figuring out what you're addicted to. Imagine you were going to spend the weekend at a friend's house on a little island off the coast of Maine. There are no shops on the island and you won't be able to leave while you're there. Also, you've never been to this house before, so you can't assume it will have more than any house might.

What, besides clothes and toiletries, do you make a point of packing? That's what you're addicted to. For example, if you find yourself packing a bottle of vodka (just in case), you may want to stop and think about that....."
Read further

Die Heritage Face Recognition

2006-07-03T15:53:00.000+02:00

Here is what you do, Go here, upload your picture. They then search a database of about 3200 celebrities (The celebrity collection includes not just the typical movie stars but all famous men and women who helped shape the 19th, 20th and beginning of 21st century in the areas of art, music, science, literature, sports, space, politics and more.) and find which ones most resemble you.
So I uploaded a lovely pic of the Pope. Seems like he is 58% Sam Neil, 53% Audrey Tautou and 52% Donald Sutherland. Brilliant!! I found this over at Ursi's

Die justice

2006-07-03T10:08:00.000+02:00

Ha ha ha, You should have kept the kidney dude. I would just like to thank England for making every Portoguese person in the world extactic and thereby lowering the prices of Prego rolls everywhere...
And mr. J, where's my money bitch?

Liberte toujours, Viva le France

Die art scam

2006-06-30T08:51:00.000+02:00

This must be the funniest this I have ever read on the internet. Please, when you have a decent gap today (about 15min free) do yourself a favour and go read the scam about the The Incredible Shrinking Artwork

I am not going to give anything more away, but you will be glad you did.

Die lazy man post

2006-06-29T12:06:00.000+02:00

Sorry to simply dump yet another inbox joke and disguise it as a post but I found this particularly amusing.

DADDY LONG LEGS
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled ashe reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed inhis eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature throughsuch innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to herto see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she waslooking at two Daddy Long Legs' mating."Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied."What do you call the insect on top?" she asked."

That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered."So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question hereplied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, thentook her foot and stomped them flat."Well, we're not having any of that gay sh!t in our garden." she said.

Thanks Anita.

CHECK YOURS OUT...

2006-06-29T11:30:00.000+02:00

This is scary!

This is going too far! You may want to remove your licence details
from the database.

Licence And Privacy Act

Check your driver's license information on-line. Now you can see
anyone's drivers license on the internet, including your own!

It asks for U.S. info, but unfortunately it works for Canadian,
English,
Australian and New Zealand, South African licenses as well.

I just searched for mine and there it was; picture and all.

This is really scary. I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do
the same. Go to the website and check it out.

Just enter your name and city, leave it as 'Select a State' and see if
your licence is on file. (it doesn't matter what you put, it will bring yours up if their is a match to the name!!)

After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please
Remove".

http://www.license.shorturl.com

Nissan South Africa (Proprietary) Limited
(Registration number: 1963/007428/07)

Die begin van die Einde

2006-06-29T10:42:00.000+02:00

Now here is something to brighten that hangover. A brilliant Japanese animation of what will happen when a meteor hits earth. Its hectic, no underground bunker will save your sorry ass, no Bruce Willis can slip in just in the nick of time. We will all pretty much be buggered. Even if it hits on the American side first. (which if you have been watching your end of the world movies, you will realise that it will hit just next to New York, and then a big tidal wave will wash over the statue of libery)