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Wednesday, October 19

Dis Mos Mielies


Splattermail suggested we go look at Wat kyk jy?
Absolutely brilliant, that is if you understand Afrikaans at all, which basically disqualifies half our contributers and half our readers. But help is at hand (whoo hoo). If your taal is minimal then here is a handy guide to understand what the guys on the other side of the boerewors curtain are saying to you:

Here are some goodies:
Fles vat (ook Vles vat) - Drink / suip
Nee fokkit ou maat, ons het daai fles ernstig vas gevat gisteraand.
Ricky louw - Richeleu
Kom ons koop 'n bottel ricky louw en kyk baywatch.
Bergspinasie - Dagga
Van heeldag bergspinasie rook kan daai fokker niks onthou! (ha ha )
Kafoefel - Seks
Daai bosnooitjie like van kafoefel.
Tjoepie swaai - Pis
Die bier drinkery lat 'n mens baie tjoepie swaai.
Gooi mielies - Kuier / Suip
Hey ou blaar, daai tjommas van jou ken van mielies gooi.
Kopkou - Orale seks
Daai chick kan my maar enige dag 'n kopkou gee.
Wolscooter - Vagina
Daai wolscooter sal darem lekker sjee!
Toggos - Testikels
Dis nie lekker as vreemde tannies jou aan die toggos grip en dit so 'n draai gee nie!
Dis mos mielies - Befok / Kwaai / Lekker
Jis het jy die bokke Satrag gesien, dis mos mielies!

There are more here

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