The Intergalactic Daily Message (D.M. - Die Emmers, get it, its frigging brilliant) Hosted by the Holiday House constituents in Cape Town. Spreading the good news to YOU, whilst creating the illusion that you never left home and we still love you.

Monday, October 2

ATTENTION ALL DMers


I am seriaas guys!!!! Until we are ready to smack the world with our new look and lifestyle, there will be no little pictures from Saturn of Earth, no little e-mail jokes, no nothing. You will have think of something else to use for you creative outlet. Try writing on the walls of your local public toilet, or send messages in the form of paper jets across the cubicle farm.

Rightey-O, have a a nice day then.

Wednesday, September 27

Die Astronomical Photo of the week



Earth from Saturn
Credit: Cassini Imaging Team, SSI, JPL, ESA, NASA
Explanation: What's that pale blue dot in this image taken from Saturn? Earth. The robotic Cassini spacecraft looked back toward its old home world earlier this month as it orbited Saturn. Using Saturn itself to block the bright Sun, Cassini imaged a faint dot on the right of the above photograph. That dot is expanded on the image inset, where a slight elongation in the direction of Earth's Moon is visible. Vast water oceans make Earth's reflection of sunlight somewhat blue.

Friday, September 22


Feel free to rummage through the archives while we are gone. You will be missed, all of you. Lotso love and thanks for the support.

Thursday, September 21

Die POTW 9


This is happeneing as we speak. Some guy just drove into this pallet of reserved red wine. ha ha ha. Somebody is going to have to explain something to somebody.

Die 30 best Jerry Seinfeld quotes

If I had my own way i could just watch Seinfeld all day. Well I am not going to post all 30, you can get the entire list here. These are just a couple of my favourites.

  • Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
  • I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
  • See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
  • Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."

Wednesday, September 20

Die Sparkle

Since it's open season to do Vintage add's of the week, i thought i'd throw this little puppy in the mix


That sentence has got a whole new meaning today.

Tuesday, September 19

Mr J's stand in "Vintage ad of the Week"

I thought I'd fill in for the Pope and found this little beauty particularly fitting, mainly because of the fact that the Boon Eye (1) is roving in Thailand as we speak, but also due to the fact that I need to uphold my reputation as the guy who goes too far and throws in that cringe inducing "Did my internal dialouge just come out of my mouth" comment. (unless of course Damien is in the room, and there are large knives around)

Come now Dave, Be nice.

(1) If you dont yet know what the Boon Eye is, you are very, very lucky.


Die Call Out

Since The Pope and Boon are deflowering virgins like a hot berg wind blowing over a pear orchard, it has become increasing difficult to make contact with the globe trotting DMers.

Guys, there is very important message waiting for you in your inboxes. It goes a little something like this:

Die Movie Tuesday 8

I love Tuesday Movies, This one is a nice and pointless clip about something incredible. Here we have the Reno Hot Air Ballon race, speeded up.


And then we have this one that you should not watch with a empty pie-hole, mmmmmm

Monday, September 18

Die Post-it

For those little things that you tend to forgetThanks ms d

Wednesday, September 13

Die Vintage ad of the week.

SAFE.

There will be no vintage ads for 2 weeks as Boon, Stevo, Vandal and I will be doing a bit o holidaying in Thailand, not to crap.













Just considering the chances of the JEAN PANT SHORT ( it doesn't even feel right saying it) making a come back makes me want to jump off a cliff. Seriously no one needs this in their lives, whether you are the audience or the confused individual wondering if you could pull it off....trust me the odds are you can't. Please support us on the SAY "HELL NO" TO JEAN PANT SHORTS campaign...

Tuesday, September 12

Die Movie Tuesday 7

Here's a little something that will stick like a dingleberry: Mahnamahna


and something that will go down like a mojito at the Radisson..

die african way

Friday, September 8

Die movie you've been waiting for

Thursday, September 7

Die Eye Of the Tiger


In 1982, Sylvester Stallone donated a 2,4m bronze statue of himself to stand at the top of those infamous steps that he ran up the 1976 movie, Rocky. na na naaaa, na na naaaa, you know the steps I'm talking about.
Well, it only stood there for a couple of months, after which the Philadelphia museum of art rejected it due to it being "cheesy".
Well, tomorrow they are putting it back up and your fearless reporter will be there to mark this special occation in history. Sly, who is probally hoping for a big comeback with his movie Rocky Balboa (out in December),will be there too.
because:


It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger....

Wednesday, September 6

Die POTW 9

I was'nt going say something about Steve Irwin, cause personally I thought he had it coming.

But this is fucking hilarious
Also check this:

Tuesday, September 5

Die Nation's Capital


It's been long weekend here so i decided that is time that the frippit is updated.

The best damn JERK chicken in the world





The place can only be the Nottinghill Carnival...Think about it a couple Dieemmers people, cold beer or rum punch,lekka Carribean tunes, a couple of floats and JERK chicken...you haven't lived.

Monday, September 4

Die Vintage Ad of the Week.

I presume that there's allot of Thorazine abuse in SA particularly in the Police force, Parliament and other government run agencies.

"Thorazine has been called a "chemical lobotomy" because of the similar effects it creates. Briefly, a
lobotomy destroys partially or completely all functioning of the frontal lobes. The frontal lobes are unique to human beings and are the seat of the higher functions such as love, concern for others, empathy, self-insight, creativity, initiative, autonomy, rationality, abstract reasoning, judgment, future planning, foresight, will-power, determination and concentration. Without the frontal lobes it is impossible to be "human" in the fullest sense of the word; they are required for a civilized, effective, mature life. "

I just spent 2 hours at the City of Cape Town Municipality and I'm pretty sure that the folks working there are on Thorazine.