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Friday, July 8

Customer Complaint

Being in the fruit game, i get my fair share of customer complaints, but this morning I got handed a small handwritten note on personalised stationary that read:

Kindly ask the farmer who produced these sweet, soft flesh, intense citrus flavour Mandarins, to shove them up his aarse. They are apalling.
With love

Now that just made my day, I should probally give the old bag a call.


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