Its not as easy as you might think

Refering to a comment by Wezzo:
"I dont get the whole Die Emmers thing Jammin, you seem to add members Willy Nilly."

No dude, Its not that easy. You seem to have the whole Die Emmer concept back to front.

The Die Emmer world is much bigger that our little blog. The poor thing is just trying to catch up.
Imagine you had a network in place, across the globe, of willing journalists, sectret agents and cultural liaisons. Now imagine all of these "agents" where forced there from their beloved Cape Town due to factors such as job availability, adventure seeking, fresh air taking, treasure hunting and so forth.

So this world exist and all we at Die Emmers is trying to do is to provide a platform for our lost brood to feel cosy and tell us their tales. We've only just beguuuun.

Now not anybody can become a Emmer. A small little list of qualifications are needed:

1. We need to have known you for longer than 4 years
2. You need to want to become a Emmer with all your heart
3. You need to be interesting
4. You need to be 7 beers and 2 tequilas away from becoming a alcoholic
5. You need to adhere to all the rules of the BOERIE
6. Non of the current Emmers must object to your appointment
7. And you need to shake that booty like it like it was on fire

On that note, We might just get a new member today. Only time will tell.