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Thursday, August 18

Rain makes you nasty

Why do Cape Townians take twice as long to get work in bad weather? Rain plays a factor, visibility , yes aswell, but research done at the Notegal Institute in Wynberg has proven that there is indeed a much bigger dynamic. It is based on the psyche of the driver combined with disclosure of weather alteration mixed in with the crystals under the mountain.
These studies use a measurement called the GDB – Good Driving Behaviour.

The GDB encompasses all elements of good driving, (following distance, courteous attitude, law abiding etc ). In the graph below you will notice that with the amount of rain increasing the GDB drops rapidly.
Actually it almost disappears completely if the rain is enough. It’s a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Situation. The Cape Townian evolves into a grumpy little monster as he slowly loses all capacity to think logically. With road rage the highest in SA than anywhere in the world this is a startling revelation. Be warned people, rain makes you evil.

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