The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum

and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."




ha ha, but if you want to see something crazier,
check out these  vacation pictures of some random dutch girls,
I take it they are not shy