Whats a Monday without a new Emmer

Thats right peeps of different streets, we have a new member. A new Swemmer, a new lady person to report on the intricate goings on in the cut-throat, bolamakiesie,"thats not you carpet sample" world of interior designers.
Who could I be refering to? Here are more clues, she is currently residing in London, drinks like a sailor on shore leave, whips up a storm in the kitchen, has got a shoe collection that would topple the leaning tower of Pisa, Martini shakin, mid winter braai making, avo and bacon,the unmistaken

Jace
Please make her feel welcome everyone. We cant wait for you to make the most of your first post