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Monday, January 23

Just the other day in Downtown Jozie...

A Zimbabwean arrives in Jo'burg as a new immigrant in South Africa.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. South African, for letting me in this country, and
free housing, food, free medical care, affirmative action job and free
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Nigerian."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in South Africa!"
The person says, "I'm not South African, I'm from Mozambique."

The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes hands and says, "Thank you for the wonderful South Africa!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Transkei, I am not a
African ..."

He finally sees a lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a South African?
She says, "No, I am from Ghana!" So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where
are all the south Africans?"

The Ghanaian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and
says......."Probably at work!"


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