Science Guy

Hey Peeps,

Sorry about the lack of posts but been a bit busy trying to settle into my new life here in London....which as some of you may know is a tad bigger than Worcester. So I promise a proper post will follow soon...

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.