Who are you?

You might remember our loyal fan from Gastonia. Well there are two more mystery readers that are spending much more time than is healthy on this site:

1. A person from Liverpool. England, ISP - Talk Internet
   
2. Another from Anchorage, Alaska, USA. ISP -Gci Communications Inc

If you are any of the above two people please make contact in the comment section. You are the only hardcore readers from your town, so if you are even contemplating whether I am talking you you, then i most probally am.
We are all very intrigued, please put us out of our misery.