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Thursday, June 29

Die lazy man post

Sorry to simply dump yet another inbox joke and disguise it as a post but I found this particularly amusing.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled ashe reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed inhis eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature throughsuch innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to herto see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she waslooking at two Daddy Long Legs' mating."Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied."What do you call the insect on top?" she asked."

That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered."So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question hereplied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, thentook her foot and stomped them flat."Well, we're not having any of that gay sh!t in our garden." she said.

Thanks Anita.


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