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Tuesday, August 8

Die Instant Religious Conversion

In our day of disposable nappies and braais. It seems no one has the time or inclination to undertake anything as gruelling as a religious pilgrimage. But if you, as I do, yearn to experience some heavenly miracle without having to so much as stand up? Then look no further!

All it requires is for you to quieten your heart, free your mind… stare at the 4 dots in the picture for 30 seconds and then look at a wall near by or, for your convenience, any flat surface free of distraction.

Stare at the wall and wait for a light to appear…

WARNING: Muslims and Jews may require religious counselling after viewing this!


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