Die Wingman

OK, so you think you are a good buddy. You will take one for the team any day (cause you know one day your friends will take one for you). You have got your buddy's back as much as they have yours.
But when I saw this picture I immediately thought of the old Man Code, particularly no.11

11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

Now that you know the law, would you abide by it?