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Friday, June 10

The looming weekend

"KGET TV 17 caught up with David Hasselhoff who said that the big-screen version of Knight Rider has endured a two year delay because producers wanted to mute the show's trademark talking car, K.I.T.T.
Hasselhoff, who starred in the original 80's TV series and is taking the lead in the upcoming remake, has insisted the vehicle have a voice of its own or he wouldn't make the film.
"It's stupid. There's no film without a talking car. So we waited for two years and we won. The car will talk," said Hasselhoff.
In the series, K.I.T.T. was voiced by actor William Daniels."

WHAT, if K.I.T.T. did not have the British private school boy accent then whats the point. The Hoff just cruizing around, shagging chicks, thats what he does anyway (or so we all deeply want to believe). Good thing for us all that the Hoff is a man of principles.

Rumours has it that all the cool people go hiking on Table Mountain on Saturday's.Well thats what a few brave emmers did last sat and it was pretty damn entertaining. Since its the rainy season you are guaranteed of big mofo streams gushing past and gloomy Lord of the rings scenery. (Sera likes to think that she is Frodo). Leaping from rock to rock before you start you Saturday afternoon boozing from scratch. Highly recommended.

And in other news:
Here is the supposed sketch by Michael Jackson’s accuser.

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
George Saunders, last words


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