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Monday, June 6

Special Olympics for Special People

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As the rumors might of spread over the weekend, there is indeed a Franschoek DMer weekend coming our way. Whoo hoo.
Now due to unnecessary arguments between the Jammin and some (lets keep them unnamed) Veldties and Hollandaises there will have to be a Olympics to determine who rules the Universe.
As if you didn't already know.
The rules are rather simple:
  1. Anybody can take part in the Olympics
  2. You have to nominate your own event.(something you can do in 10 min max). It is recommended that you choose something that you are good at, so you will at least win one event.
  3. You then have to partake in all events including your own.
  4. Cheating is allowed only if you don't get caught

Events that are already on our roster are as follows

  • flexibility (How low can you go) - Jackie Veldtman
  • Orange Peeling (longest peel wins) - Marie Holland
  • Movie Mastermind (Who knows the mostest) - Slammin Jammin
  • Chip and Putt (accuracy and style) - Mr. J

Winner does take home the gold and bottles of wine which will be sponsored by the losers. Ie: Entrance fee is a bottle of wine

The Olympic weekend is scheduled for the first weekend of July. Please submit you application in a timeously fashion so we can start with booking.

Now I have to warn you that there has been some big talkers out there. You are going down, all of you, MMOOOO HA HA HA HA

Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
George F. Will (1941 - )

thank you thank you

QWOD

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transitive verb
1. to drink (a beverage) hurriedly or greedily: "Sera tried to quaff as many pints as she could before last call at the bar."
intransitive verb

Now send in you application's as positions are limited.

Be Good

5 Comments:

Blogger Rox said...

Now, let me see. It's a toss between - Pole Dancing
- Neological Reasoning
- A Bake Off
- Number of Outfit Changes
in a Sitting
Oops! Are outsiders even permitted to enter?

10:36 PM

 
Blogger Slammin Jammin said...

You have to be in it to win it. Do drop us a official reqeust and i will put it towards the olympic commitee

12:26 PM

 
Blogger Rox said...

Official Request duly dropped.

8:12 AM

 
Blogger Slammin Jammin said...

Run scared hey, afraid to play with the big dogs, i understand

8:21 AM

 
Blogger Rox said...

Don't hold your breath just yet, you said to drop a request...I droppped it. I don't get scared. Bring it on.

3:25 PM

 

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