Special Olympics for Special People

As the rumors might of spread over the weekend, there is indeed a Franschoek DMer weekend coming our way. Whoo hoo.
Now due to unnecessary arguments between the Jammin and some (lets keep them unnamed) Veldties and Hollandaises there will have to be a Olympics to determine who rules the Universe.
As if you didn't already know.
The rules are rather simple:

1. Anybody can take part in the Olympics
2. You have to nominate your own event.(something you can do in 10 min max). It is recommended that you choose something that you are good at, so you will at least win one event.
3. You then have to partake in all events including your own.
4. Cheating is allowed only if you don't get caught

Events that are already on our roster are as follows

• flexibility (How low can you go) - Jackie Veldtman
• Orange Peeling (longest peel wins) - Marie Holland
• Movie Mastermind (Who knows the mostest) - Slammin Jammin
• Chip and Putt (accuracy and style) - Mr. J

Winner does take home the gold and bottles of wine which will be sponsored by the losers. Ie: Entrance fee is a bottle of wine

The Olympic weekend is scheduled for the first weekend of July. Please submit you application in a timeously fashion so we can start with booking.

Now I have to warn you that there has been some big talkers out there. You are going down, all of you, MMOOOO HA HA HA HA

Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
George F. Will (1941 - )

thank you thank you

QWOD

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Now send in you application's as positions are limited.

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