This is gonna blow your mind

Now I got a thinking the other day, Why do we love Tequila so much. It tastes like shit, it is overpriced, it gives you a hangover gaurentee (signed, sealed, delivered). Is there a force that is driving us to shout over a madening crowd: " who is in for another tequila?"
Is it possible that we have no control over the situation. Hear me out for a second. Lets imagine there was a subliminal message broadcasted to a entire generation of kids that would alter their drinking habits for years to come. Now think of yourself on any normal night of hitting town, am I right in saying that you are:

Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
All through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.


This could probally describe anyone cruzing the town for chicks, having a drinkalong with your buddies, a good dinner party, a decent booty shaking session

Now enter the tequila

Magic and mystery,
Are part of their history,
Along with the secret,
Of gummiberry juice.
Their legend is growing,
They take pride in knowing,
They'll fight for what's right,
In whatever they do.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.
They are the Gummi Bears!!

Read it again and let it sink in.

This is just freakin me out. We've all been programmed as we've been enjoying our afternoon cartoonies. And who is the largest shareholder in Jose Cuervo. Walt Disney of course. They saw us comming a mile away. Enjoy your weekend. Moo ha ha ha ha