The Intergalactic Daily Message (D.M. - Die Emmers, get it, its frigging brilliant) Hosted by the Holiday House constituents in Cape Town. Spreading the good news to YOU, whilst creating the illusion that you never left home and we still love you.

Wednesday, May 11

Morning achievers
You might remember that we used to have a small black buddy called Pongo. What happened to him. One story is that he has gone to join the cast of new porno remake of the "A-team: A stands for Anal". Another story is that he has been eaten by that monster we like to call Jozi. If this is true then he is sitting behind a desk right now working his little fingers oto the bone for dreams of houses on Golf courses and trophy wives that can cook and balance a spreadsheet.
Pongo come home.

If you have seen this brother of absolute smooth, give him a hug and tell him that Herpes is not the end of the world, it is only the beginning

A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
John le Carre (1931 - )

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