All over it like white on rice

"Recently there has been some debate as to who the President of the Internet is and how they came to power. The concerned parties mutually agreed that because Google is unbiased and somewhat democratic it would be used to determine the current President of the Internet. Whoever holds the top search result for “President of the Internet” will in fact be the President of the Internet. This is an ongoing election. It can, and will change from day to day."

That shit is just crazy man, who needs a prez - o- dent, when you can have a bathtub like this:
Hey JP, imagine some good quality time with your Sport illustrated in here...