Friday the 13th

What are the chances, I was moseying through Malmesbury this morning oblivios that I was being followed by Officer Cornelius (pictured below) and not only did he Give me a R300 fine for talking on my cell, but a furter R500 for my car registration having ended 2 days ago. He did let me off for driving 62 in a 60 zone.

We need more people like you, Officer Conrnelius, to keep the streets safe.

Thank goodness he didnt do a little check up on my outstanding tickets or i might be snuggled up to a grain farmer that crossed over to the dark side in the Malmesbury chookie (thats pseudo Afrikaans for Jail).