Terror looms nearby

So JP, the love Ninja, is in the country. Rumour has it that the secret agents at MI6 do sceem him to be a possible security risk. They have been tracking his movements and they noticed his frolicking in the middle east. The conclution is easy to make.

Love ninja + 70 days in Dubai + slight tan + Turban = Terrorist Bomber

If I had any say I'd kick him out of this country too, who knows what kinda bad people he mixed with. Here I have evidence proving that he has once felt up the devil herself:

A sneak attack like that does not come without proper ninja training, and now with the extra Taliban edge I will keep him away from my daughters.



All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966),

Then further news from the perilous South America (die emmer exclusive):


"Well, guys the fact that i am writing this means that i survived the Inca Trail. and we all know what a HUGE achievement that is for moi!
(as I am sure Jp and Jam remember, this is the girl who complained about going up Lions Head...) Well, just to get the stats. out (for you, pongaz) the trail is 4 days long, 49 kms and an average of 6 - 8 hours of hiking per DAY. my secret weapon was definitely Michelle Lake, and I can recommend her for breathing lessons, snack- giving, water breaks, morale-building and other such activities for any future Inca trail hikers."

What will happen next? Stay tune for more exiting episodes of:
Esmarelda does the bottom one of the Americas

QWOD
infirmity(noun) [in·FUR·mi·tee]
1. the state of being weak in health or body (especially from old age): "Kerry, who is in her late ******ties, walks several miles daily to stave off infirmity."
2. frailty; debility; feebleness

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