The Intergalactic Daily Message (D.M. - Die Emmers, get it, its frigging brilliant) Hosted by the Holiday House constituents in Cape Town. Spreading the good news to YOU, whilst creating the illusion that you never left home and we still love you.

Tuesday, May 24

Terror looms nearby

So JP, the love Ninja, is in the country. Rumour has it that the secret agents at MI6 do sceem him to be a possible security risk. They have been tracking his movements and they noticed his frolicking in the middle east. The conclution is easy to make.

Love ninja + 70 days in Dubai + slight tan + Turban = Terrorist Bomber

If I had any say I'd kick him out of this country too, who knows what kinda bad people he mixed with. Here I have evidence proving that he has once felt up the devil herself:
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A sneak attack like that does not come without proper ninja training, and now with the extra Taliban edge I will keep him away from my daughters.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966),

Then further news from the perilous South America (die emmer exclusive):

"Well, guys the fact that i am writing this means that i survived the Inca Trail. and we all know what a HUGE achievement that is for moi!
(as I am sure Jp and Jam remember, this is the girl who complained about going up Lions Head...) Well, just to get the stats. out (for you, pongaz) the trail is 4 days long, 49 kms and an average of 6 - 8 hours of hiking per DAY. my secret weapon was definitely Michelle Lake, and I can recommend her for breathing lessons, snack- giving, water breaks, morale-building and other such activities for any future Inca trail hikers."

What will happen next? Stay tune for more exiting episodes of:
Esmarelda does the bottom one of the Americas

infirmity(noun) [in·FUR·mi·tee]
1. the state of being weak in health or body (especially from old age): "Kerry, who is in her late ******ties, walks several miles daily to stave off infirmity."
2. frailty; debility; feebleness

Be good Folks


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