NEW DMer revealed

Since I have received numerous death threats, i have decided that the time has come to reveal our mystery new contributor.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the
BOON
He likes tight fitting clothing, walks on the beach, wearing headbands, lesbians, waltzing to rock music, wrestling with carpets, 4 X4ing, your sister, Sobeit, beard growing, married women, detoxing and people that are nice to small animals.

We expect great things from you Boonie, dont let the team down