The BOERIE for the people

YES, as mentioned earlier it is Madiba's b-day and I though it would be a good idea to do something to make South Africa (and most probally, the world) a better place.

Background:
There is a ancient mythlogical document that has been passed down from father to son for the last 300 years (some have traced it back to the times of Kubla Khan). Some people have called this document the backbone of modern day South African society. It has prevented wars, saved dinner parties and has given a sense of purpose to numerous lost souls.
You guessed it.
I am talking about the
B.O.E.R.I.E.
The Braai Official Executive Rules In English.

What is it?:
It is the official braai rules. In black and white. Braai definitions. Braai master designations. Salad making protocol, braai spectator ettiqette. The works.

Problem:
I do not know how to make it downloadable by you straight from this website.

Solution:
Drop me a e-mail, and i will mail you back with the B.O.E.R.I.E. attached.
ben@algestates.com

This here is a once in a lifetime oppurtunity. and its FREE. Just think about it. Next time you are braaiing, you just whip out your B.O.E.R.I.E and you'd automatically be the coolest dude.