The path of least resistance

Think of a toffee apple, got it, now imagine it being driven over by a combine havester. Now image that toffee apple is my head and then you will know how I feel.
Am I getting old?
Is midweek boozing a thing of the past?
ahhhhh, enough thinking.

Here are some cool things to waste your time if you are low profiling like me today:

• How to skate on your friend
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• Teletubbies on Acid (freaky
• A real friggin giant man Robot
• The coolest game where you kill everyone in you office (recomended)
• Ever wondered what a water balloon bursting in space will look like

Come on Friday, don't leave me hanging