The Intergalactic Daily Message (D.M. - Die Emmers, get it, its frigging brilliant) Hosted by the Holiday House constituents in Cape Town. Spreading the good news to YOU, whilst creating the illusion that you never left home and we still love you.

Wednesday, July 26

Die things you need

Is too much cash weighing you down? Do you sometimes feel that your life could stand with a lot more pizazz?
Well, do I have the answer for you- just check out these cool ass things that you never knew you absolutely cannot live without:

  1. The Beer Machine, make your own beer, enough said.
  2. The Corn on the Cob popcorn. You put the cob (mielie) in the microwave and it pops right off. Bugger the mess, this is so cool.
  3. Cool shooters, shot glasses made from ice, now we are talking.
  4. The Candy Bra, "the perfect accessory to our candy g-string, the bra fits all sizes. It's made of around 330 fruit-flavoured candy pieces, and at just 60 calories,"
  5. The Remote control super cruizer, fun little RC for the water while you are waiting for summer to come.
  6. And then lastly something for the ladies: Spa lights. The spa lights give a soft golden glow to the bathroom without the worry that you may set fire to your loofah, that you have when using candles.
Pls note that I did not mention the instant braai, its just too a controvertial point at this time.


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