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Wednesday, May 25

Vrystaat se Computer Dictionary

Log On - Make the braai hotter
Log Off - The braai is too hot
Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once or music
by Brenda Fasie
Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Windows - What you shut when it's cold
Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte- What mosquitoes do
Bit - What the damn mosquitoes did
Mega Byte -What the blerry mosquitoes do at the lake
Chip - A snack food
MicroChip - What's left in the bag after they ate all your chips
Modem -What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix - Old Jacobus Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where your cat takes some zzzzs
Software - Plastic knife and fork you get at KFC
Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Pick 'n Pay
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What spiders make
Web Site - The corners under the stoep where the spiders hang out
Cursor - An old ballie who swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't start up
Yahoo - What you shout when the bakkie starts up
Upgrade - A verysteep hill
Server - The oke at the pub that brings out the lunch
Mail Server - The oke that brings the post
User - Your neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Network - When you have to repair your fishingnet
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When fish manoeuvre out of reach of your net
Online - When the wife finishes hanging out the laundry
Off Line - When the stukkend pegs won't hold the washing up.

Thanks Arrabokkie


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