Feel free to rummage through the archives while we are gone. You will be missed, all of you. Lotso love and thanks for the support.

Die POTW 9

This is happeneing as we speak. Some guy just drove into this pallet of reserved red wine. ha ha ha. Somebody is going to have to explain something to somebody.

Die 30 best Jerry Seinfeld quotes

If I had my own way i could just watch Seinfeld all day. Well I am not going to post all 30, you can get the entire list here. These are just a couple of my favourites.

• Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
• There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
• I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
  
• See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
  
• Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."
  

Die Sparkle

Since it's open season to do Vintage add's of the week, i thought i'd throw this little puppy in the mix


That sentence has got a whole new meaning today.

Die Call Out

Since The Pope and Boon are deflowering virgins like a hot berg wind blowing over a pear orchard, it has become increasing difficult to make contact with the globe trotting DMers.

Guys, there is very important message waiting for you in your inboxes. It goes a little something like this:

Die Movie Tuesday 8

I love Tuesday Movies, This one is a nice and pointless clip about something incredible. Here we have the Reno Hot Air Ballon race, speeded up.


And then we have this one that you should not watch with a empty pie-hole, mmmmmm

Sandwich box

Die Post-it

For those little things that you tend to forgetThanks ms d

Die Movie Tuesday 7

Here's a little something that will stick like a dingleberry: Mahnamahna


and something that will go down like a mojito at the Radisson..

Animation "minuscule"
Uploaded by merwandonut

Die movie you've been waiting for

James Bond 007 Casino royale
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Die Eye Of the Tiger

In 1982, Sylvester Stallone donated a 2,4m bronze statue of himself to stand at the top of those infamous steps that he ran up the 1976 movie, Rocky. na na naaaa, na na naaaa, you know the steps I'm talking about.
Well, it only stood there for a couple of months, after which the Philadelphia museum of art rejected it due to it being "cheesy".
Well, tomorrow they are putting it back up and your fearless reporter will be there to mark this special occation in history. Sly, who is probally hoping for a big comeback with his movie Rocky Balboa (out in December),will be there too.
because:


It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger....

Die POTW 9

I was'nt going say something about Steve Irwin, cause personally I thought he had it coming.

But this is fucking hilarious
Also check this:

Die Nation's Capital

It's been long weekend here so i decided that is time that the frippit is updated.

Die Spawn of The DM

Wow guys, our very first DMer mini-me, or as I like to call him DMini. Now DMini is the first in the line of 9 offspring that are too become the extended Macdonald family of which our very own KMac is the leader. Here are the exculsive pics ( I hope I am allowed to post these Kerry, if not, just let me know):