Mission: Snow Monkey

Thats it guys, I am outa here, well almost. Off to do some fearless reporting on snow density and schnapps availability in third world Switzerland. Why do they always give me the hard assignments.

Oh well, I will do my best to keep the DMer flag flying, even in the harshest of conditions. (note our Bungalow on the left). I must add here that I will not brave this alone, fighting bravely on my side will be the Wang Tai fellow DMer Jace, the actual mastermind behind the expedition, and 14 other camel donkeys.

I cannot say what we will find, but I am sure it will not be pretty. Full report and photies to follow soon. Check out the flash here

And to JP, Esmarelda, Moria, Noembie; you better have your knitting needles ready cause we are tear the cat a new back. See you tomorrow.

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Die DM Lewer

Yes, we actually made it onto the Nomlist. And if you remember I was very humble and said all we wanted was just to be nominated. I lied. We want to win. So please vote for our sorry asses.

The two categories to look at is:
Best group Blog
Best Lifestyle blog

and while you are at it, go and vote for our photographic blog - The Frippit.

HANDS UP ALL THOSE WHO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE?

Thanks Nev

Name that DMer

welcome to another exiting installment of
Name That DMer

All you have to do is guess his/her name and what they are doing in the picture. Here is this weeks entry:



Here are some clues:

Is it a tiger?


Is it the Hulk?


Is it Hugh Grant?


Or is it Frankenstein?


I for one am baffled, maybe you can crack it.

the Tanga vs the Boxer

Have you ever wondered what The ladies are thinking about your undergarmets. Do they think you are sexy, cool, retarded, freaky, wild, scary or just a sad sad human being.

Relatively speaking, by the time a lady does see you in your skivvies, chances that you are going to get lucky are pretty good, but lets not forget the small factor called "return business". Everybody needs return business and that will be based on what she reads from your lucky undies.

Go and read all about them here

Happy Mr. J day

Yes, our very own mr. J has finally reached his quater of a century. Yes thats today. Happy happy bugger. May your bed be filled with cheerleaders, your fridge be filled with Skop skieters, your mouth be filled with Long street boeries and your post box filled with fan mail.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Peter De Vries

Can your CV match this

Unbelievable, just click on it to read it


thanks Brett

There is always going to be one!

En daar kak ek in my broek

Looks like Simonstown. More pics here

Friggin weirdo's

Has the world always been strange or has the internet just brought it out in them? Has there always been a nasty underbelly that only surfaced when the www gave it a platform? Most probally, take a look at what this freakazoid put on ebay:

PLAIN AND SIMPLE I LIVE IN A MOBILE HOME PARK NEXT TO DRUG DEALERS AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO MOVE MY HOME. I LIVE ON LESS THAN $600.00 A MONTH DISABILITY.

ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS PRAY FOR A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM. I ASK THAT YOU LOOK IN YOUR HEART AND PLEASE HELP ME OUT.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WISH IT WERE. I AM SERIOUS.

THE CONTAINER IS FULL OF HAIR I AM PULLING FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD. THIS IS PULLED AND NOT CUT. IT WILL BE COMPLETELY FULL BY THE TIME IT REACHES YOU AS I'M STILL PULLING IT OUT.

THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION WILL RECEIVE ADDITIONAL PICTURES OF MYSELF, MY TRAILER AND THE TRAILER WHERE THE DRUGS ARE BEING SOLD.

THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AND IF YOU CAN'T HELP OUT COULD YOU PLEASE PRAY THAT THE LORD WOULD SEND SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP? THANKS AGAIN AND GOD BLESS

I repeat, the hair was pulled and not cut. I think this winner did some pedling with them Drug dealers. Actual here

Desperate times

I AM NOT JOKING ANYMORE, this is important to our ego! Realistically, its not like we are going to win anything, but I would at least like to be nominated. Thats all, one tiny nomination in one tiny catagory. (or two) SO, if you have found yourself arriving at the Die Emmer's doorstep at least more than once in the last year here's what you do:





open a new mail and put this address
sablogawards@gmail.com

Then Copy and Paste the following in the big open white section

Best SA group blog -
Die Emmers
Chumpstyle
Joblog

Best new blog
Die Emmers
Big Ric
Rox in the City

Feel free to change the other ones, but keep the Die Emmers.

Thanks folks, appreciated

The Simpson's house

So they went and Buit the simpson's House. I mean exactly, to the tee. Paintings, bad color, kitchen appliances. It's incredible. Some people do not know how to spend their money. Just check out the rest of the pics

don't know if this is kosher

Sketch Swap

Are you a little bored, do you want to reach out to someone. I think I have the answer. Its called sketch swap. You draw a doodle for an anonymous soulmate and get a sketch back in return.


Apparently my soulmate is a 11 year old boy who likes planes.

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accountant jokes - a rare sight

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned.

"What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

How to spot a peadophile

This being the season of Love, we need to be on our toes with extra vigour. Lets say you just moved into a new neigbourhoozy and your gardener looks shifty. Is he a peadophile? Here is a very handy guide to train you to spot these dodgy's like a pro