Who are you?

You might remember our loyal fan from Gastonia. Well there are two more mystery readers that are spending much more time than is healthy on this site:

1. A person from Liverpool. England, ISP - Talk Internet
   
2. Another from Anchorage, Alaska, USA. ISP -Gci Communications Inc

If you are any of the above two people please make contact in the comment section. You are the only hardcore readers from your town, so if you are even contemplating whether I am talking you you, then i most probally am.
We are all very intrigued, please put us out of our misery.

It's the right thing to do!

It is not often in this world of chaos and destruction that you have the opportunity of witnessing an act of pure selfless abandon…Ok that’s probably taking it a step too far but this guys got the right idea and it is a noble cause. So click the link and help one man achieve a universal dream.
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/

Who's your daddy?

This only is definately only for the guys. Do you remember that Benni Benassi video sometime last year with all the hot chicks working with power tools? Of course you do. Well for his song "who's your daddy/" he once again went beyond the call of duty.

Go check it, but beware, its not safe for the office or your girlfriend.

Happy Birthday Die emmers

IT"S TRUUEEE, Die Emmers turn 1 today!!!! jipppeeee

There where good times, sad times, expultions, new members, controvacy, bad spelling, posting under extreme hangovers, posting under gunpoint, posting under moonshine.. I need to stop now, the tears are welling up...
here is a little little photo montage of the people that made it happen.
Now in no specific order, I give you .......... Die Emmers

Thanks allot

"Chicks dig porn too"...Apparently.

Password accepted

I have seen other sites publish vanity plates and it always looked all so easy. Hell friggin no. I had to chase this sucker down. Wheels spins round sharp corners yadda yadda. This BMW and me had somewhere seriaasly important to be. And once you are close enough to whip out the camera he starts heading off again. Thank goodness I have a advanced driving dimploma or I might have let the rainy Cape Town streets get the better of me. Now for all that effort, its a really crappy plate. XXXXXXX, what does that mean

BBBBBBBBB and counting

For a full visual report on the madness go here

Once upon a time on a wine tour...

Go make your own comic strip here...

Sometimes advertisers really do not think it through

I will let Brett take the credit for this one

Finally..

In times of great need, people look for a great man to show them the way and lead them to a brighter future...

Look no more America, that man is here.

Ha ha, funny thing is, he will probally do a better job.

Growing Pains

Angelina, 5, was always going to be a pretty little thing.










Demi at 3? Well she gives the ugly ducklings hope.










Emenim, 11, in his "not so bad ass white boy" years










Jean Claude, 4, looks scared! But what could the muscles from Brussels fear?!











Chuck aged 2...never had to take his own food money to kindergarden.

You have been warned

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Who is Gnarls Barkley?

Why have I never heard about this guy? He kicks ass.

"So who is Gnarls Barkley? Diligent pen pal to Bangs, soul giant Isaac Hayes, and Violent Femmes ringleader Gordon Gano? Well-kept romantic consort to pop stars Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson? English teacher to synth-rock legends Kraftwerk? Croupier at a mysterious annual gathering in the Bay Area that allegedly draws members of the Wu-Tang Clan and Britian's Stuckist art collective? It seems that, in the music world, Gnarls Barkley is always nearby yet impossible to find. The membership rolls of both the Atlanta hip hop collective Dungeon Family and Athens, Georgia’s psychedelic enclave Elephant Six list Barkley as an affiliate, but mention him to either group and they’ll shoot each other frightened looks and start talking basketball. The rumors fly hard in every direction and remain defiantly unverifiable."

Give him a listen, I promise you he will not disappoint. Thanks Nev for enlightening me.

Get to know your friends

DMers wants all your desktops. Why? Cause we want to get to know you better. We want to understand you. You can tell allot about a person by just looking at the image they chose to represent their computer. Here are some examples:






















































Its very easy to do

1. minimise all windows
2. press the Print Scrn button
3. open a new mail to kingslip@hotmail.com
4. Simply press Crtl + V
5. and send

Then we will publish the ALL on our photography site, the Frippit

How exited are you..

about the new Spidey movie? I am shaking in my boots. But the wait is still loooong.May 4 2007, friggen hell, thats like 386 days away. Here is the recently launched official website to keep you going.

Black tights this time, our boy is getting kinky.

Wrap and sprinkle

So some stores have a wrapping service. I normally get so infuriated by the wait, that by the time they want to add the ribbon I want to strangle them with it.
Kudo's to @home. They have incorporated a lovely little cofee shop into their gift wrapping service. Now instead of waiting around like a fool and intensifying your cognitive dissonance while they wrap, you can enjoy a good steaming cup 'o Jamaican mountain blue. "yes, please add the blue ribbon and sprinkle some stars over it" Its all about the peace and tranquility in the jammin's world at this stage and @home is getting it just right.

Happy Easter...for some.

Warning! The following image may disturb younger viewers and some vegetarians.

Rare please, monneypenny

The future is upon us, (thanks mr. Cherryflava) Imagine branding your steaks, thats right the same as you would do your cattle or your offspring. this is incredible.

Before you forget who wants their meat how cooked, you simple whip this little poker out from your coal factory and Gtssssscchhh!!. Well for some of us seasoned braaiers forgetting is against the rules. But its damn cool any ways. Now if someone cool is having their birthday soon, then this might be the ideal gift. hint hint

more info here

Off the mark

She loves your town

If everything goes according to plan then she loves the city you are sitting in right now. Aint it cool what technology is used for these days.
Via

Zuma lowdown

For those of you living outside South Africa and have missed our current political scandal involving ex-deputy president Jacob Zuma; here is the skinny low down
Its a humourous look by an English person living here in SA. Quite a fresh perspective. the blog is calledonly thing is that I thought we kinda had some civilization of our own.

plot thickens

When Michael Jackson was a kid, he was molested by Chuck Norris

Ahh, they are comming to get us!!!

LONDON, APRIL 4: The music industry launched a new wave of lawsuits and criminal proceedings against file-sharers across Europe on Tuesday, part of its drive to curb online piracy and encourage the use of legal music services.

About 2,000 cases were launched in 10 countries, the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI) said in a statement, bringing the total to 5,500 people in 18 countries. That figure does not include the United States, covered by its sister group, the Recording Industry Association of America, which has filed about 18,000 lawsuits. More

Hopefully Africa will catch on in the usual 20 year period

Brandy stain

Ha ha ha ha, the reason mr. J is not at work today, mixed in with some seriaas Losers complex, is this little adjustment to his vehicle.

I have been knocking on his door for the story, but all I am getting is a "no comment"

Moira is back and about time too

AAAH, I almost did not notice, but we have a new contributor. I sent the invite out about a month ago and she finally accepted. Go Moira!!

Some of you might remember her as our polical contributor (We booted her due to a lack of posting, but she has since apologized and we invited her back.) She spends her time between Pretoria - RSA , Leiden - Holland and the UN hq - New York City where she plots to take over the world, accompanied by her archiologist man slave.

We cant wait for your first news from the Nederlands, let it rip poffie!

Ohhh, winter is comming

The frippit streches its wings

The Frippit has got a new, up and comming photographer. The Stephmeister. The official lady behind most of our pictures anyway. Lots of photies to follow.