ATTENTION ALL DMers

I am seriaas guys!!!! Until we are ready to smack the world with our new look and lifestyle, there will be no little pictures from Saturn of Earth, no little e-mail jokes, no nothing. You will have think of something else to use for you creative outlet. Try writing on the walls of your local public toilet, or send messages in the form of paper jets across the cubicle farm.

Rightey-O, have a a nice day then.

Feel free to rummage through the archives while we are gone. You will be missed, all of you. Lotso love and thanks for the support.

Die POTW 9

This is happeneing as we speak. Some guy just drove into this pallet of reserved red wine. ha ha ha. Somebody is going to have to explain something to somebody.

Die 30 best Jerry Seinfeld quotes

If I had my own way i could just watch Seinfeld all day. Well I am not going to post all 30, you can get the entire list here. These are just a couple of my favourites.

• Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
• There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
• I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
  
• See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
  
• Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."
  

Die Sparkle

Since it's open season to do Vintage add's of the week, i thought i'd throw this little puppy in the mix


That sentence has got a whole new meaning today.

Die Call Out

Since The Pope and Boon are deflowering virgins like a hot berg wind blowing over a pear orchard, it has become increasing difficult to make contact with the globe trotting DMers.

Guys, there is very important message waiting for you in your inboxes. It goes a little something like this:

Die Movie Tuesday 8

I love Tuesday Movies, This one is a nice and pointless clip about something incredible. Here we have the Reno Hot Air Ballon race, speeded up.


And then we have this one that you should not watch with a empty pie-hole, mmmmmm

Sandwich box

Die Post-it

For those little things that you tend to forgetThanks ms d

Die Movie Tuesday 7

Here's a little something that will stick like a dingleberry: Mahnamahna


and something that will go down like a mojito at the Radisson..

Animation "minuscule"
Uploaded by merwandonut

Die movie you've been waiting for

James Bond 007 Casino royale
Uploaded by chilavert

Die Eye Of the Tiger

In 1982, Sylvester Stallone donated a 2,4m bronze statue of himself to stand at the top of those infamous steps that he ran up the 1976 movie, Rocky. na na naaaa, na na naaaa, you know the steps I'm talking about.
Well, it only stood there for a couple of months, after which the Philadelphia museum of art rejected it due to it being "cheesy".
Well, tomorrow they are putting it back up and your fearless reporter will be there to mark this special occation in history. Sly, who is probally hoping for a big comeback with his movie Rocky Balboa (out in December),will be there too.
because:


It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger....

Die POTW 9

I was'nt going say something about Steve Irwin, cause personally I thought he had it coming.

But this is fucking hilarious
Also check this:

Die Nation's Capital

It's been long weekend here so i decided that is time that the frippit is updated.

Die Spawn of The DM

Wow guys, our very first DMer mini-me, or as I like to call him DMini. Now DMini is the first in the line of 9 offspring that are too become the extended Macdonald family of which our very own KMac is the leader. Here are the exculsive pics ( I hope I am allowed to post these Kerry, if not, just let me know):

Die Music for getting out of bed on a sunday

Its time to beef up that music collection with something classy, something jazzy, something cool, something you can play in the background whilst going through you recipe books for a good duck recipe, something fun, something Norwegian. WHAT??
It's rediculous how many Scandinavian artists have made it to my music collection and I am not talking ABBA. It must be the cold up there.
Anyhoozy the copy and paste section for this must have album:
"An extremely young Norwegian-born singer-songwriter-guitarist-bandleader, Lerche has already exhibited a remarkably strong flair for sophisticated pop composition and a talent for witty lyrics. But by moving his previous preference for judiciously applied jazz inflections into the forefront, making the condiment into the main course, so to speak, he risks stepping into some awfully big shoes. His pleasantly reedy tenor voice sometimes surprises with distant, disembodied echoes of Mel Tormé or even a Chet Baker-esque croon around the edges and his aplomb as an instrumentalist remains notable."
Get that album and check his official site here

Die Ulitimate dedication

This is so cool, i wish I thought of it. This girl takes a picture of herself everyfay for 3 years and then strings it all together. We are talking 1095 frames here, the result is incredible. Its also super freaky, in the sense that time flies like a mofo. Where were you on the 31st of August 2003? How far have you come? anyhoozy check it.


PS:i found this on Cuban brother blog

Die POTW 8

Damn, this country is weird. Have you ever heard of a "flat daddy"? Sounds like something you can eat, doesn't it? It's actually a cardboard cut-out that families keep around while the fathers are away at war. I'm not joking. He sits at the dinner table, goes to watch soccer games or just sits in his favourite chair.

“It’s great for the boys. They see him on a daily basis,” she said. “It makes me feel like he’s still around. He comes with us wherever.”

He has a few smudges, but no dings or dents from being placed in front seats, toy rafts and swings.

“I try to be somewhat careful with him,” Rachel said. “I kind of carry him by the neck sometimes.”

Ryan, 5, runs toy cars by his dad’s uniformed upper torso cutout. He reads books to him. He plays kitchen and makes him food.

“I say, ‘I love you, Daddy,’” Ryan said.

AGHHHHHH, thats the craziest f*cking thing I've ever heard. Thats why I am awarding the POTW to this entire family. Check it out here

Die Sketch Artist

How well do you know what you like. Lets asuume that you robbed a bank and you had to give the police a desciption of yourself. Could you do it? I tried it with this cool site and let me tell you its hard,I did'nt even get close. Now take this picture, more receding hairline, broken nose, then we might be close.

Die Movie Tuesday 6

Check this hilarious intro to the Emmy's with Conan o' Brian. He is one hellava strange looking fella. He cruzes through everything from Lost to House (which should have won). check it.


Then the second clip is a brilliant Adidas ad:

Die Worst album cover ever

This cannot be real, can it? I am really wondering what the music will be like.

Anyhoozy, my next post will be from Phillidelphia (where I will be residing for the next 3 weeks), because if I leave DMers in the hands of my lazy ass fellow contributors, you will be looking at this blowjob with hand puppets everyday for 21 days and who knows, you might start thinking: "Wait a second!! Maybe that Richard and Willy is on to something, maybe thats what my relationship/ marriage/ booty call has been missing. I need to get me some puppet action!!"