Suprise visitor

Have I got good news for everyone.

Slightly hungover the jam was about to roll out of his bed the other day, but something was in his way. No, it was not his blow up doll, and no it was not his pet crocodile. It was a jolly red guy chewing bubblegum.

Jam: " Morning dude, (chough chough) mind passing me that bottle of water"

Guy:" ho ho ho, no fackin problem Jam"

Jam:" (Glugg glugg), hey!!( glugg glugg) who are you, you jolly fat freak, and what are you doing on my designer pillow?"

Guy:" Ho ho ho, I'm Secret Santa and where is your Ho ho ho?

Jam:" It was not that kinda party" Did you bring me presents.

Secret Santa:" That depends, have you been a good boy?"

Jam:" Fo shizzle secret santa look Exhibit A- no Ho, exhibit B – I hung up my pants before I went to bed, exhibit C – mmm, well, there was this old lady and Ahh I’ve got nothing.”

Secret Santa:” Good enough, ho ho ho, I brought you some kick ass presents, First up, here is a personal letter from Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris stating that they are sorry for trying to kick you ass, and when they get released from hospital, they will personally round house kick everyone who ever said any nasty about the Jam.

Jam:" they friggin better. Hey Secret Santa, keep your hands above the duvet, I'm watching you."

Secret santa:" Sorry I thought it was a cookie. What Else do I have for you, mmm yes, You shall have no hangovers for the rest of the festive season."

Jam:"Gimme a hug"

Secret Santa: "wait, there is more. I have decided that there shall be no expelsions on Die Emmers"

Jam:" Serious"

Secret Santa:" Seeriiiaaaaas" your little godcomplex have gone too far. Anyhoozy, There are only three competitors left, Esmarelda can stay cause she got the most votes and K mac is going to be a famous actor one day and Spoonk has been in too many magazines not to keep on."

Jam:" I hear you santa, I was actually going to post about that today, Here have a cookie.

Secret Santa:" I don’t eat that kinda Cookie"

Jam:" get off my bed you sick f*ck"

Just for the record, do not confuse Secret Santa with the other Santa. Secret Santa is a distant cousin that brings useless pressies on end of the year functions and dinner parties. There is also a case pending against him involving misconduct with some elves. They are giving no comments at this stage.

Scared of the darkness

Hectic people, I am actually shaking in my boots. Today at 12:30 I would have finished my proverbial Matric Exam. Which for us working people mean that one massive presentation, meeting, review that can either make 2005 the best year ever or just leave a rancid taste in your mouth (like a bad gruerre) and so force you to booze your way to Christmas. Anyhoozy, what I am trying to say, regardless of what shots I get or give today, I will be head first into the silly season by early afternoon. So if anyone is free, I was thinking a bit o' Raddisson. That will go nicely with this absolutely magnificent day that Cape Town has thrown our way.

Looks whats new at your CD store.


Is the Darkness still cool? Do they still rock? I actually dont know. But, I think worthwhile a ear squeeze.

Its all in the name

Somethings just keep on amazing me to no end. When i am studying our stats to find out exactly who comes to this site and for what reason (yes, its true I know exactly when you log on and how long you stay, moo ha ha ha) I find that have the people come here not for from the hilarios jokes, the indepth comments on life, too see if they can cement a date with Mr. J, no, they come here because of one picture and what it is called.

Well here is the picture:


And it happened to be called Darth fetish, (Its somewhere in our archives and i cannot be bothered to find it). So there are sickos out there that do a google search to find this kinda thing and end up here. I promise you, about 10 hits a day minimum. this shit really turn people on, allot of them.So I think it would be a good idea to start calling our our pictures nasty names.If you post something with Bambi on it, rename the picture Hot sexy teen deer or even bosbokkie into bondage or orphaned hairy girl loves to roll in the short grass. Not that we want that kinda traffic, but who is to know.

Simple math

You most probally have seen that before, but its still brilliant.

Now for something new and completely different. A website that gives you step by step instructions on what you should do if you find that you have kidnapped Matt Damon. With great sections like "How to keep your Matt Damon entertained" Worthwhile a visit

Intelligent McDonald employees

Fresh from the Giriddle

Poll position

Just a little midweek voting update. Thanks for the enthusiam. You guys can stop voting for JP Tom ato and Jace. they have posted and they are allowed to stay. Where you have to put your efforts is behind the remaining Spook (who we will excuse for now cause she is shopping in South America), K mac, Esmarelda and Stevo. If you wanna keep 'em - Beep 'em.

When good drugs go bad

Terror struck in our happy little home over the weekend. Or just outside our front door, but if you read on to realise the maddness that occured you would agree that this too is to close for comfort.

So me and mr. J got new neigbours about a month ago. They didnt look strange, they just had a vibe about them that said if you had to strike up a conversation with them it would be pretty boring. And the one guy wore 80's shorts, so I knew something was amiss.

So our other neigbour comes home on Saterday night only to find (lets call him) Johnny lieing in the passage. Upon asking him is something is wrong Johnny starts beating the crap out of him and then starts going for his girlfriend. The neigbour tries his best to keep this madman of his girlfriend, but the Johnny just smashed his wall sized window. Upon hearing this racket another neigbour hears what is happening and comes to the rescue. He enters the scuffle and ends up getting his hand smacked in the door. And by smacked I mean the door cut off 3 of his fingers.

Seeing blood set our little pscho well on his rampage. He continued to smash the Security guard's computers and display screen all to the ground, from where he ran to the parking lot and there he decided to jump from car to car. During his jumps he felt it was neccesary to rip off a couple of rear view mirrors. He then takes his trail of destruction to the roof (20th story). By now someone has called the cops, causes he has beaten off all off our crack security personel. When they reach the roof they find Johnny sitting on the ledge ready to commit suicide.

Well after the cops bring in the negotiator they get him of the ledge and shock the crap out of him. Bzzzzzzzzz (fry little piggy fry) and drag his still-twiching ass to the cop shop.

What the hell happened? Did he loose his nut? Did someone break his heart?
Well its all speculation at this stage, but we got it from a good source that Johnny's flatmate (who has gone AWOL by the by) used work at a pharmacy. nuff said. All our other neigbour had to say was "I think its narcotics". Well there you have it boys and girls, be carefull what you put in your mouth this holiday (or your nose or your arm).

The building had a meeting last night and they found they had no grounds to evict him, but they are slapping him with a invoice for his destruction.Grand total- R30 000. nice one

Worried family member asks for help

click on image for larger view, trust me, its worth it

Bob

It was to my great dismay to log on to Die Emmers for my weekly fix of Cape Town as I left it. Only to discover I'd become the unwitting contestant of our very own I'm a celebrity get me out of here!I do not contend that in order for a blogg to be run successfully it requires the attention and love of all its contributors. But like many things in life we have to accept that not all men have equal resources and equal time to spend doing the things we love. How I yearn to come in early Monday morning, warm up with a little round of Worms and then settle into a day of photoshopping and surfing for the Hoff. My reality however is slightly different and access to the internet is controlled by the big Brother that is the company I work for. I do however forward any amusing anecdotes I deem worthy and noticed that although these have been published in the last month on my behalf I still appear on the list of shame.To further insult us of the extradited community, there was no personal warning of up coming evictions, no personal e-mail to someone you've known for 8 years with kind yet firm words of encouragement.What do we look for in our leaders today? Someone with drive and vision, someone to create a page that is original and entertaining. To maintain this domain in a manner that allows its denizens to come and drink from the fountain of creativity and inspiration that is Die Emmers. And above all someone who has enough time on his or her hands to do all of this for us. And we have this all now but I fear history is about to repeat itself at the peril of all those who will not learn from Africa's turbulent past. Did Bob not lead a revolution in Rhodesia, unite a nation and forge one of Africa's oldest democracies in the name of peace and reconciliation. But then some deserved more reconciliation than others and soon all men were no longer equal, you only had to be 18 to claim war veteranship for a war that ended over twenty years ago. And now Africa's breadbasket lies a broken land, ravished by poverty, famine and violence.Does this fate await the green pastures of the Die Emmers? I don't believe the threat is imminent but heed the warning: Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.Ben don't be our Bob.

British government to extend pub hours

About friggin time,
The British government is pressing ahead with plans on Thursday to extend pub opening hours in England and Wales, amidst controversy surrounding the country's growing binge-drinking culture. Denounced as the "new British disease" by Prime Minister Tony Blair himself, binge drinking and the millions of young people who drink to get drunk every weekend has become an alarming problem in Britain. From Thursday, the traditional 11pm pub closing time in England and Wales will be consigned to history. The laws will not however apply in Scotland and Northern Ireland. Whole Story

You guys must be doing backflips on hearing this. Just for the record, I have been feeling sorry for you for a long time.

Gourmet Puzzle?

Chicken?

Beef?

Pork?

Get the real answer here

I think Boon missed his Calling

Name: Ray Digerati Age: 34 Occupation: IT Gigolo

So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore? A few months. A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses. So, this scam actually works? Yeah. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job. Do you have a set, um, pay scale? No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage. More

Friday finger fun

Now for another site completely undedicated to the betterment of mankind, Show the finger

You send a picture in of someone flipping the bird and they will post it. I sent one in yesterday of my colleage and lo and behold there she is.

So today I am submitting these two late night acts of rebeliousness

Dont you just hate those days.....

..when you wake up on the wrong side of the bed

go check the goose

1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

7. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

11. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy"

13. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

14. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

16. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

17. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

18. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

19. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

20. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"

Survivor DMers - Out Play Out Post

Why does P diddy have a posse? Is it to look good? Are they carrying his drugs for him? Should mr. Diddy get into a fight are they gonna back him up.? OR are they just hanging with ol' dids so they can tell people at dinner parties that: " Yeah, I hang wit' da brotha, he's cool" and " It aint easy being part o' P Diddy Posse"

So as you might have guessed ( by that really unfortunate intro) its that time of the year again. Time to clean house,time to live by our slogan:" Do it, do it, put your back into it" Time for all your free riding contributors to prove to our ever growing audience out there that you are indeed a team player and not just sitting pretty on our Contributors list. Yes people being a DMer means that you have to post something every now and then. Not just when you get awarded your membership. (and if I remember correctly a couple of you begged us for months to be put on the list). Put your back into it

So I am forced to whip out the black list. AAHHHHH not the black list, yes, but remember, this is hurting me more than it is hurting you. The blacklist consists of DMers that have not posted in the last month. The black list will remain for 14 days ( till the 1st of December) and anyone still on the list by 12 o clock will be expelled. Harsh, I know, but its for your own good.

How do you get of the blacklist. Simple there are two ways. The easy way, you can just do a post, then we will take you off. OR (the is the new and Improved section) you can get voted off. Thats Right!! Survivor style. The 2 blacklistees with the most votes by Dec 1st get to stay as well.
whoo hoo

So friggin cool

Oh my goodness, my morning is booked solid. If you missed it on D2 and it flew you by on Cherryflava, then we are taking the credit. All your favourite favourite TV shows soundracks. Right now I'm rocking to "good morning South Africa" ,"Liewe Heksie", "Dallas" "Magnum PI" and much much more.

And speaking of Dallas, you so have to go check how they are keeping the ball rolling (with updates to the new Dallas movie, with John Travolta). The site is called Ulimate Dallas, can you believe it



Totally of the topic, does anyone recognise this handsome devil. He seems to be so "Who's who"

Ze German's are coming

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

• In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
• The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
• There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
• In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
• By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
• During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
• Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
  

thanks Nev

If Giraffes came from America

Ha ha ha, I just want hug and squeeze it and take it to Mc Donalds

Future Ferraris on Show

MARANELLO, Italy — Twenty visions of a future Ferrari are on show at a prestigious exhibition in Ferrari's hometown.

The designs are the finalists in a competition involving young designers from four of the world's leading car design schools. The lucky four winners will receive a valuable placement with either Ferrari or Italian design house Pininfarina. More here

I for one like the future, cause thats when I am going to be able to afford my first Ferrari. So its pretty cool to know what you are going to be cruzing in down the Camp's bay strip. "haai Bokkie, wil jy sokkie?"

Six of the best

Found this on Iafrica Travel
Its the six of the best (or worst) list. You can go ahead and make your own about anything you like. I like this one,
cause its true

Draft beer in low-budget bars

Windhoek Draft / Fireman's Pub - CT
Always extremely cold, served quickly and followed by a hot Fireman's special - this is the stuff dreams are made of!

Castle Draft / Vasco de Gama
Known affectionately as the "Portuguese embassy", this place in Greenpoint is populated mostly by real dinkum portuguese guys. Women were only allowed in there a couple years ago. The perfect draft chaser is the baby Kingklip.

Amstel Draft / The Outlook Restaurant, Plettenberg Bay
Always popular and overlooking a pristine beach location. The beer is served achingly cold and happily by young, flouncy girls always eager to help. Perfect with the "Beer glass" of prawns.

Stella Artois Draft / Giles, Gauteng
This stuff is served pretty much anywhere. It is rated AA+ but Giles is the best place for it. Food is generally average but if you are hungry, go for the fillet.

Castle Draft / Diaz Tavern, Cape Town
Yup, well I'm a sucker for Castle Draft but Diaz is up there - similar vibe to the "Embassy" but slightly more upmarket. Go for the Diaz Special - fish plate with calamari. Wash down with Castle, and port and coffee to finish

Bosuns Draft / Mitchells Brewery, Waterfront
Can't really drink too many of these but it is the best place to drink it. Used to be the Cathcart arms in Grahamstown but that has now closed. Go upstairs for a sporting event at the Scotch Ale House (next to Ferrymans)

Impulse buy

Something in Clicks made my miss my good buddy Tim Pongweni (aka Pongo)
And thought you where a stock broker

Never fart in your wetsuit

Cool casting for spidey 3

As we know you come come to DMers for the lastest of the latest in important stuff and badd spelling, that is why it is my pleasure to bring you a first glimpse at the villians of Spiderman 3.

First up is Thomas Haden Church, You know the guy from Sideways and he was also the dumass mechanic on Wings. Well he is playing the villian Sandman. Long story short- angry person, radioactive material, revenge. but his body can take any shape by turning into sand. cool.














Then we have Topher Grace That geek from 70's show, you know- Eric Forskin. He will be Venom. Long story short- Failed journalist, Alien symbiotic takes over his body, revenge.

All in all, i am pretty damn impressed, these guys are pretty cool, especially Thomas. Only comming out in 2007, ut I am sure it will be worth the wait.

Its snot golden

In other hot breaking news around the world, there have been reports of a green puppy being born to a Golden retrevier.

A dog breeder in Alhambra, Calif., is mystified after his golden retriever gave born to a green puppy, according to a Local 6 News report.
More here




Actually, why did I post this, does anybody really care about a green friggin dawg, and look its trying to lucky with it's sister. Bad cabbage

Local Smocals

Gotta keep the dream alive, rock on SA, and this is me sending a big up to 2 kickass SA blogs

• Compl33t- A stellies brother, respec'
• PC stuff - Cools stuff about PC's and(erm) stuff

Check it people, make it a habit

At last a keyboard made for men

Robbie Smobbie?

There has been allot of speculation by some hardcore mofo's that I happen to know saying things like:" Dude, going to Robbie is sooo gay." or "why friggin Robbie, i really am failing to see the point" or "Robbie smobbie" or "Listen here my guy, go to robbie, have fun, be the party, rock the pants off the bitch, but the day you see me there is the day they scatter my ashes over green point stadium"

Why the hostility people?
I have never brought one of the brother's CD's, but I have a good good-time nose, and this is gonna be a good time. I can smell it like I can smell my morning coffee making itself. The man is a showman. And he happens to be pretty cool. Are you seriously telling me that you would turn down a backstage pass to rock with Mr. Williams. Hell friggin no. Are we forgetting:
"I can see it in your eyes you still despise the same old lies you heard the night before"
OK, mabey that was a bit gay, nevertheless. Tickets go on sale 19 November 9AM, no idea what the costs are, lets hope it doesnt turn the rest of November into a beans on toast month. do it for the show of the 2005, and PS: the place is gonna be laden with young beautiful robbie fans and hopefully by the end of the night, so would you.


UPDATE:

Mon 10th Apr	Durban	ABSA Stadium
Thu 13th Apr	Cape Town	Greenpoint Stadium
Mon 17th Apr	Pretoria	Loftus Stadium

More info Here

Le donkey or La donkey

You may not know this but many non - living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female.
It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Thanks JP

Saturday Morning Nastyness

Have you ever been in a situation where the rudeness is so blatant and in your face that you almost fail to notice it.
Well the Jam and Mr. J went to dig up their roots back in old Stellenbosch for a wicket cool Friday night. Precisely the reason Mr. J was asked to leave Terrace will not be revealed here (but you can ask me personally and I'd tell you, its kak funny), but is not about that, this is about the next beautiful Saturday morning. The kinda morning where you feel a little bit queezy, and where the only solution would probably be a kick ass brekkie with a side order of sunshine and the morning paper. Sold.



Well our lovely hostesses recomended a place called Java, a lovely sidewalk cafe under the oak trees. What more could a brother want? So we pull into the bar and order a nice Bloody Mary. The wonderfull thing was that the lady was making it right in front of us so I could customise it to my needs. Extra dash here and a little slap over there. Almost too perfect. Suddenly a blond lady (about 45 years young) come and stand next to me and start speaking to me as if I was her long lost brother in law.



BL:who in their right mind drinks a Bloody Mary in the morning?
jam: ( abit taken aback) When are you supposed to drink it then?
BL: Well definately not in the morning.
Jam: I dont understand
BL: well you must have been really drunk last night if you are still drinking in the morning.
Jam: (at a loss of words) excuse me?
BL: You must have drunk through the night and now you are carrying on.
At which time Mr. J comes back from the toilet.
BL: (to the bar girl) How much alcohol are in those drinks?
Bargirl just keeps quiet
Mr. J: (wispering to me) Dude, I leave you for a second and you start causing fights
Jams: (wispering aswel) Dude, I didnt do anything, she attacked me out of nowhere
BL: (still crapping on the Bar girl) Do you know that it is illegal for this coffe shop to sell alcohol before 10 o'clock. I actually have a good mind to speak to someone about this. this is wrong.
Jams: cant we just predend it's tomato juice.
She then takes my drink, takes a big wiff and pull up her nose.
Bl: well its defiantely not!!!
Mr. J: Come on, we dont come to Stellenbosch often and we though we'd celbrate with a nice Bloody Mary. Its not a big deal, Its done all over the place.
BL. well this place could have lost its licence, and only people that are really drunk and drank all night needs to drink more in the morning.
Mr. J: so what now?
BL: ( she just stares at both of us) well you know what, I'm going to take my coffee and go and drink my coffee at my place of business.
and she walks off
Jam: (on the inside) Hoo fucking whoo, yes thats right, fuck right off you stupid bitch (on the outside) goodbye, have a nice day.

She actually ruined the next 20minutes of my morning, that is until our brekkie arrived and all was well again.It turns out she was the owners wife and she worked at this store next door selling who knows what. But I cannot believe that there are people like that out there harrasing customers. We are not students, we are paying customers comeing to her husbands place of business, trying to have a good time, and she treats us like her kids who crapped on her couch. All I have to say is: WHAT A FRIGGIN BITCH

Fun with photoshop cutout filter

this is the logo to a hot new site I found

the Jammin loving his ChardonnayBoon and Nikki comparing tans

Jared and Jam camping large

Click on all for larger (more incredible) view

New word - Whoo hoo

Its not easy creating a new word. The rule firmly states that it must be published at least 3 times before they will accept it in a dictionary. So people please, I ask you with tears in my eyes, make my day, please just mention this word once on you blog and then we can maybe make it a reality.












Here she is,

Frippit

it rolls of the tongue

Definition:

A unrecognisable piece of meat on the road.

Practical usage:

1. This could mean a piece of roadkill that has been driven over so many times that you don't know what animal it is anymore. Eg: " Look honey, somebody hit another frippit" or "That friggin frippit must have left a dent in someones bakkie".
2. A onenight stand that you never got the name from. Eg: By the time I woke up that Frippit was long gone." Now this gives way to some colorful English. If she was a bad lay, you could say: "I had a insipid frippit last night"(insipid: adj 1: lacking taste or flavor or tang, lacking significance or impact). Or :" That frippit could really rip it".

Now I am calling out to my fellow blogger and I mean you: Big Ric, the Chumpstylers, Rox, Cherry, Monkey, I have not asked for much, but lets make the frippit a reality.

"I was driving home my frippit when I hit a frippit"

ZAR's or bars

Got this off Gabbahead
This is pretty cool, it tells you how much your page is worth. well it would interest you that this hunk o' junk is worth over $4,516.32. And if you where working of today's exchange rate of R6.65 to the dollar, we could be cashing in 30 033.53 ZAR's.
Thats a pretty big party, so would you rather have a nice cosy site to come to every day or the biggest damn New Years eve bash that you could buy with 30 g's.
anyhoozy here is the link

My blog is worth $4,516.32.
How much is your blog worth?

Essential Paperwork

Every man must have one of these in his back pocket.
Why?
Cause you never know.

Click for bigger size
big up to Damien

Random Camp Photies

I am alive and broken people, but whoo friggin hoo, what a campin weekend here are just some random photies from the times I actually remembered that I had a camera

Camp Master Flash's Potjie cook-off

Some keen explorers

Mr. J working the brande like he brought it

Tom ato does a retro flyby

The Pope cemented on his Bakkie

Now the Boon is busy setting up an massive website to show all the pictures, so please send all your pics to boonzie@mweb.co.za